I ain't waitin fer Spring. No way- Snow be gone.

[Goober]

I ain't waitin fer Spring. No way- Snow be gone.
Fargo Man Arrested For Clearing Snow With Flamethrower | FM Observer Fargo Moorhead News and Entertainment

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Gotta love midwesterners and their quotes

The neighborhood was treated with quite a show last night as Fox unleashed an inferno upon the mountainous snow palace that was his front yard. Neighbors to his immediate right and left noticed a bright orange cloud and could hear what they thought was “puff the magic dragon spewing mayhem all over he-ll,” which prompted one of them to notify police.

Fox stated that he was simply “fed up with battling the elements” and that he did not possess the willpower necessary to move “four billion tons of white bull s-hit.”