The Queen is missing her nuts- And quite upset at that.

[Goober]

The Queen is missing her nuts- And quite upset at that.

‘Furious’ Queen started marking snack-bowl levels after guards stole her ‘nuts and nibbles,’ court hears | National Post

 

[bill barilko]

Can't blame her -why can't those greedy cops keep their grubby paws out of her food.

 

[taxslave]

Sure got important things to worry about in England. Apparently the sad state of the economy and high crime rates are not important but junk food for her royal hiennyass?

 

[Retired_Can_Soldier]

I once heard a rather amusing anecdote about the Queens turd, but I'll only tell that one in person over a beer.

 

[Blackleaf]

I agree with her. I'd be angry if cops (or anybody) kept putting their sticky fingers onto my nuts, too. I'd draw a line round them, too. I like nuts. Especially at night when I like to nibble on them when I'm watching telly.

Sure got important things to worry about in England. Apparently the sad state of the economy and high crime rates are not important but junk food for her royal hiennyass?

If the Western industrialised world's best-performing economy is in a mess, I dread to think what Canada's is like.

 

[Cliffy]

I agree with her. I'd be angry if cops (or anybody) kept putting their sticky fingers onto my nuts, too. I'd draw a line round them, too. I like nuts. Especially at night when I like to nibble on them when I'm watching telly.

Oh, I somehow doubt that you would mind having cops putting their hands on your nuts.

 

[Blackleaf]

Oh, I somehow doubt that you would mind having cops putting their hands on your nuts.

I feed my nuts to a few birds sometimes. I like sticking them into a bird feeder. But I'm not giving them to anyone else. They can sod off and buy their own.

 

[Spade]

Prince Fill doesn't have Queenie's nuts. Apparently, they reside in the bowels of palace security. A royal piss-off!

 

[Sal]

good gawd just leave some bowls out for them

Reminds me of when my mum was in a nursing home and had asked for specific candy which was unlike her. I put it away and she said no, no you have to put two or three out and leave them in top drawer. Why I asked. Well she replied the old boy down the hall likes to wander around after dark and steal candies and those are his favourite.

She was an awesome lady.

 

[Goober]

I feed my nuts to a few birds sometimes. I like sticking them into a bird feeder. But I'm not giving them to anyone else. They can sod off and buy their own.

Well ya only had 2, are the birds on starvation rations now?
Now where you stick your nuts is OK and I will leave it at that.
But could you please keep your stange sexual practices off the threads.

 

[Spade]

Yah, Goober, it's Christmas for Christ's sake. No British sex!

 

[Goober]

Yah, Goober, it's Christmas for Christ's sake. No British sex!

Is it any wonder women in the UK prefer hand cream over sex. Yup, the secret is out.
I wonder if the BBC will do a documentary on the strange sex practices of the British male.
Yes Mate, I always drop my nuts into a bird feeder. Yes, dexterity and small nuts are a must.

 

[Spade]

I hear the monarch prefers Brazil nuts, not Hazel nuts or dough nuts.

 

[Goober]

I hear the monarch prefers Brazil nuts, not Hazel nuts or dough nuts.

Well if Hazel had nuts she would be Harry.

 

[petros]

Is it any wonder women in the UK prefer hand cream over sex. Yup, the secret is out.
I wonder if the BBC will do a documentary on the strange sex practices of the British male.
Yes Mate, I always drop my nuts into a bird feeder. Yes, dexterity and small nuts are a must.

Have you ever tried to use a ball washer at a golf course?

 

[Goober]

Have you ever tried to use a ball washer at a golf course?

Such a funny guy.lol

 

[petros]

The shared wipe rag is a little too much.

 

[spaminator]

The Queen is missing her nuts- And quite upset at that

I guess prince phillips nuts are not sufficient for her.

 

[damngrumpy]

I think the whole topic is nuts

 

[Blackleaf]

Well ya only had 2, are the birds on starvation rations now?
Now where you stick your nuts is OK and I will leave it at that.
But could you please keep your stange sexual practices off the threads.

Nah. They're alright. Tits and cocks are usually able to fend for themselves. It's the boobies (which are closely-related to gannets) which need to be fed nuts on these freezing winter nights.