Housework Makes You Fat

Spade

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Or a feather duster to tickle the craw.

What a coincidence! I follow a similar work out regimen. :D

Life is a ****ins novel. It is full of dusty swirls and eddies that more often than not return us to the opening paragraph. Coincidence is much more than fat chance.
 

Blackleaf

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Only one thing can make you fat: eating.


And not getting enough exercise.

Like playing on the PlayStation instead of going out playing football or going for a nice stroll in the countryside.
 

talloola

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housework is good excercise if you do it regularly and keep your greedy fingers out of cookie jars,
and other such things, everytime you are in that area.

as an older person, I now love cleaning my house, and use it as excercise program, and also proud of
how nice it looks when i'm finished, (which is never) lol

I will never get rid of the stairs, such good excercise, up and down many times a day, without those
stairs I would have to buy some kind of excercise machine, can't stand those, tried them, got rid of them.
when not in the house 'walk' 'walk' and more 'walking', and with two dogs that happens everyday too.

just keep moving and the body will thank you.
 

Spade

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My grandfather had a mule. He tried to teach him to work without eating. But, as kuck would have it, just as mule learnt, he died.