Police Detain Coconut In Maldives For Potentially Tampering With Presidential Electio

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Police Detain Coconut In Maldives For Potentially Tampering With Presidential Election



Police in the Maldives have detained a young, husky and possibly cursed suspect for potentially rigging the vote in a critical election. So far, a police interrogation has revealed only one thing: The suspect is a hard nut to crack.

That's because the perp is a coconut.

Minivan News, a Maldives newspaper, reports a young coconut was taken into custody Tuesday after police received reports that the suspicious fruit was loitering near the Guraidhoo Island School, a polling station to be used in the Sept. 7 presidential election.

Islanders fear the coconut may have been associated with black magic or been imbued with a spell to influence the election.

“The four-inch coconut had a 'Sura' [Quranic verse] written in Arabic and was lying on the ground near the school, easy for the public to see,” a source with knowledge of the incident told Minivan News. Authorities brought in a "ruqyah," or benevolent magician, who determined the coconut was fake and therefore posed no threat.

Black magic and sorcery are often accused of having undue influence on the island nation. In July, school administrators refused to let elections officials place a ballot box in the building, fearing it would attract black magic and make students ill. CNM News reports that the school assented only after the government agreed to be responsible for anyone who was "struck by a spell or [fell] ill."

In 2012, one of the island's religious leaders, Jamiyyathul Salaf, petitioned politicians to make sorcery and black magic illegal.

The heightened fears and rhetoric are perhaps more understandable, given what's at stake in the election. As The Guardian notes, former President Mohammed Nasheed was forced out of office in 2012 by what he has termed a coup. Nasheed is now facing off against three other candidates, one of whom, Abdullah Yameen, is a half-brother of the island nation's former dictator, Maumoon Abdul Gayoom, who ran the country for 30 years until 2008.

source: Police Detain Coconut In Maldives For Potentially Tampering With Presidential Election

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Well this little nation has finally joined the major powers. The religious right is equally
afraid of Black Magic as in Obama. They spread fear about him being everything from
an alien, to a socialist, a communist, and nazi, and an sinister man with an evil plan.
Remember Ms Bachmann, and the guy who believed a child conceived in rape was God's
will? They are as crazy as these people. pat Roberts believes gays have a special ring
they use to infect people and there are unholy spirits all around us including the Devil.
Is this any worse than fearing a coconut? My first reaction is to laugh, until I think of some
of the stuff we believe