Quote: Originally Posted by BaalsTears
I think this garbage eating white bear is more valuable dead than alive. Too bad.
Dude, you do not know how to make money...
*hick* ... hang on a sec ... gotta give the DJ some instructions...
Now look... In the first place you got Chinese getting rich who are so overpopulated they wiped out anything that could not withstand full-scale human-occupation 2000 years ago. They've been taking money out of the US and out of what should be the best country in the world by selling cheep-jack trinketitsoes (snuck in a forbidden word) because our education system is so damn thought-through by Canadians weathering WW-I&II I figured out by the 9th grade that if all it took to make assembly-line plastics was the IQ of a robot, therefore there must be vast worlds of financial and economic growth before moi.
*hick* Hang on, I'm going to get back to my point. This calls for the DJ to play something closer to the issue of bear preservation before the eyes of idiots who still think we haven't conquered the planet, as if we haven't been cultivating things like national parks since our ancestors had the wizdome to see what they were doing to the continent and had enough balance to understand how they were raping the environment to pay for life, such that at least there could be some sort of nobility in preserving places like Banff.
Okay... she's telling me I should listen to this: http://stuff.digitalock.com/dirtydeedjj.mp3
Back to the point. Germans are totally industrial and first world, and they were the worlds greatest exporter until just a few years, when China took over. Who knew that Germany's 70 million were selling more to the rest of the world that 1.2 billion Chinese until about a year ago?
What are they doing?
They are *making* things.
Oh... with little things like micro-machinery capable of building nano-chips to make it cheaper and more efficient to make do with the resources one has... for starters.
Anyway Dude... *hick*... I apologize for that digression, let's get back to the issue of how you must be counting on Canada Pension or the Banks of Canada to think the best way to solve your problem is to shoot a white bear and sell the one-time hide, as if you didn't know enough to know that albinism is a double recessive, such that if you dont' know that albinism is a double-reccesive you're acting like a Wall-Street astroturfer.
Get two of them together and you can breed an endless supply of albino bear-skins to sell to the Sino****ing neo capitalists in China going kooky for the first time over having money.
... I was *going* to say "you idiot! Until I spent some times elsewhere... whereupon now I'm going to ask, "Dude, if we had a wet-garbage reserve where all the wet garbage was dumped in an electric-compound populated by garbage bears, such that we sold off the hides of the older sick-ones about to die"... Seriously... do you thing there would be a problem paying Innuit to patrol that compound?
Seriously. Just because that works for Canada does not mean one has to tell it to the United Nations if it is not making negative international trade.
What do you think the profit would be selling to Europe and China stuff they exterminated?
What do you think the profit would be if you got two white (albino) bears together?
Sad to say dude, but Canada is one of the greatest waste producers per capita on the planet. So what if we turn it back into bear-hide export without threatening the population.
Know anybody on Bay Street willing to handle/organize that?
Dude, you wanna exterminiate albino bears, when you're on the verge of being the only place able to supply them... and they made it cheep for you by wanting to eat garbage.
I bend down on one knee now and prey.
Does Quebec feel about bears? http://stuff.digitalock.com/dominique.mp3
Anyway dude, don't be dumb. You're living in a country able to make a bear compound around its wet garbage, having enough albino bears you can put them into separate compounds for quadruple the price per hide, and you're talking like those Crees up in northern Saskatchewan who thought it was funny to shoot 2000 Caribou crossing a lake, without pulling even one ivory tooth!
Last edited by Omicron; Aug 24th, 2013 at 03:24 AM..