Pooped? Get a Refreshing Facial

[Spade]

Bird poop facials offered by New York spa - World - CBC News
Why did the Roman Empire fall? Gull guano for the gullible?

 

[Cliffy]

Some Arabic and East Indian women have been using camel dung for facials for centuries. Probably better for you than smoking it mixed in tobacco (Camel cigarettes) or hashish (some varieties are cut with it).

 

[Spade]

And cat-poop coffee.

'Cat Poop Coffee' Taste Test: Civet-Digested Beans vs. Starbucks vs. 7-Eleven (VIDEO)

 

[L Gilbert]

Bird poop facials offered by New York spa - World - CBC News
Why did the Roman Empire fall? Gull guano for the gullible?

$180 US a pop? lmao I should stick an ad out, birdsh|t facials for $100CA. (Chicken even).

Could probably charge another $10 for goosesh|t and ducksh|t facials. We have enough of them around here, but we'd have to scoot to the lake to get it.

 

[Christianna]

There always snail slime

A beauty salon in Tokyo is offering facial treatments in which snails provide slime to treat the skin. According to a beautician, snail slime removes dry skin, makes the face supple and moisturizes. The centre currently only houses enough snails for one facial per day, as the creatures' slime runs out quickly

 

[L Gilbert]

Some Arabic and East Indian women have been using camel dung for facials for centuries. Probably better for you than smoking it mixed in tobacco (Camel cigarettes) or hashish (some varieties are cut with it).

I have no doubt it'd be better than smoking it. Particulates of any kind are pretty tough on lungs.