RCMP charge Saskatchewan pair with conspiring to kill their spouses

[Locutus]

MELFORT, Sask. — Saskatchewan farmer Jim Taylor says he knew his marriage was in trouble, but he didn’t at first believe Mounties when they told him that his wife was planning to kill him.

He was even more stunned when officers alleged that a man she was having an affair with was in on the scheme — and that the pair were also plotting to kill that man’s wife.

“They had to tell me about three times,” Taylor, 51, said Wednesday from his farm west of Melfort.
“We’re a good Christian community so it’s really shocking to hear all this stuff.”


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[karrie]

That would be so chilling.

 

[hunboldt]

MELFORT, Sask. — Saskatchewan farmer Jim Taylor says he knew his marriage was in trouble, but he didn’t at first believe Mounties when they told him that his wife was planning to kill him.

He was even more stunned when officers alleged that a man she was having an affair with was in on the scheme — and that the pair were also plotting to kill that man’s wife.

“They had to tell me about three times,” Taylor, 51, said Wednesday from his farm west of Melfort.
“We’re a good Christian community so it’s really shocking to hear all this stuff.”


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RCMP charge Saskatchewan pair with conspiring to kill their spouses | National Post

That's why they quit selling Gopher KOP over the counter in Saskatchewan hardware stores!

OHHHH< Gopher KOP
the Sask divorce
It was a heart attack ,of course!

Hit him faster than chained lightening
His last words were " Cremate me- and them was good dumplings..."

 

[Sal]

sheesh, when it's just too much trouble to get a divorce

 

[hunboldt]

sheesh, when it's just too much trouble to get a divorce

So that
night, when he came home, I mixed him
his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold
their arsenic. (AKA Gopher KOP)
[GIRLS]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself
To blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself
to blame
If you'd have been there
If yo'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
[LIZ,ANNIE,JUNE,MONA]
source: http://www.lyricattack.com/c/chicagolyrics/cellblocktangolyrics.html

 

[Sal]

So that
night, when he came home, I mixed him
his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold
their arsenic. (AKA Gopher KOP)
[GIRLS]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself
To blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself
to blame
If you'd have been there
If yo'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
[LIZ,ANNIE,JUNE,MONA]
source: http://www.lyricattack.com/c/chicagolyrics/cellblocktangolyrics.html

wow...lol

 

[damngrumpy]

What nice people they sound like the two of them planned to live happily
ever after. What's a little murder among friends.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

What nice people they sound like the two of them planned to live happily
ever after. What's a little murder among friends.

Especially in a good Christian community.

 

[hunboldt]

Especially in a good Christian community.

Hey, its 'til death do us part'- unless you're Mormon..

"I love my Gopher KOP
we're flying to Vegas now
to marry Mr Right
MY second set of vows.."

[LIZ,ANNIE,JUNE,MONA]
Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
[VELMA AND HUNYAK]
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh
Cicero, Lipschitz
[JUNE (Spoken)]
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Wilbur,
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept screamin',
"you been screwin the milkman."
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!
source: Chicago Lyrics - Cell Block Tango Lyrics


[GIRLS]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
[ALL]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA]
They had it comin'
source: Chicago Lyrics - Cell Block Tango Lyrics