Cops nab alleged boozer on a motorized picnic table

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Cops nab alleged boozer on a motorized picnic table
By Scott Taylor, QMI Agency

LONDON, Ont. – An Ontario man is facing charges after he and his buddies constructed a motorized picnic table and drove it around town.
Police said they attached a lawnmower motor and four customized wheels to the picnic table and took it for a spin on Sunday evening.
But the joy ride came to a sudden end when residents called police to complain about the group scooting around London's streets, allegedly with open booze.
When officers found the table parked on a sidewalk, they charged a 46-year-old South Huron, Ont., man with having an open container of liquor in a public place.



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I'm not 100% certain but I'm pretty sure people aren't supposed to park their picnic tables on the sidewalk. Yep, that was his mistake. LOL.

 

[eh1eh]

I thought London was a quiet conservative city. Who knew?

 

[SLM]

I thought London was a quiet conservative city. Who knew?

We just like people to think that. In reality, we're quite weird. Granted not all of us are motorized picnic table weird, but we try.

 

[MapleDog]

Tim Taylor would make this table go from 0 to 200 MPH in 5 seconds.

 

[damngrumpy]

To hell with that does anyone have the plans as how to manufacture a
motorized picnic table, one of those would be cool here on the farm.
Someone should start making them.
I want one with 16 inch wheels though and it should be able to pull a good
sized barbecue

 

[SLM]

Tim Taylor would make this table go from 0 to 200 MPH in 5 seconds.

Tim Allen Grunt Collection - YouTube

 

[Kakato]

To hell with that does anyone have the plans as how to manufacture a
motorized picnic table, one of those would be cool here on the farm.
Someone should start making them.
I want one with 16 inch wheels though and it should be able to pull a good
sized barbecue

I can make it happen if you have the coin.My buddy builds,fabs and mods some strange stuff.
A real coffin turned trailer.

Or he can customize your Harley and airbrush anything.

Or he can make your old dodge work truck look like something out of mad max.

The dodge with a 386 Chevy in it pushing about 500 horse.

We are best friends and are getting old so we are planning some of those old guy scooters soon with some serious horsepower in them.

 

[MapleDog]

Must be a lot of people saying WTF when they see the coffin/trailer

 

[Kakato]

Must be a lot of people saying WTF when they see the coffin/trailer

Lots ask if they can take pictures,the licence plate on it says dead weight and there is over 800 skulls on the bike and trailer,my buds also the dealer for these trailers

 

[shadowshiv]

I thought London was a quiet conservative city. Who knew?

SLM corrupted them.

 

[SLM]

SLM corrupted them.

That's unsubstantiated heresay and cannot be conclusively proven!

I've paid (off) people very well to ensure that.