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Locutus

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AUGUST 8--A Florida man yesterday rubbed dog feces in his mother’s face during an argument in the home they share, police report.
Cops arrested William Jenkins, 22, on a felony domestic battery charge for pushing his mother, 53, to the floor during the dispute, according to a Palmetto Police Department report.
When questioned by cops, Jenkins denied pushing his mother, but admitted that he “did rub dog defecation on her face because she yelled at him,” investigators noted.
The confrontation between Jenkins, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, was apparently prompted by his mother’s refusal to provide him with a shot of vodka.
Jenkins retrieved the dog feces from the home’s back porch, where his mother’s dog had relieved itself. He “then reached down with his hand picked up the dog defecation and rubbed it in his mother’s face,” cops reported.
Jenkins is being held in the Manatee County jail, where bond has not been set.

Florida Police Arrest Worst Son In The World | The Smoking Gun
 

SLM

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This is a family thing, I'm sure they will mend their fences. Next thing you know he'll be enjoying Mom's good old home cooking once again.

And that's when payback will happen.
 

Walter

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We don't know the details. Maybe she deserved worse.
 

Walter

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Or it's just some lame punk ass twenty-something who thinks he's somehow "entitled" to a shot of vodka and reacts poorly when Mommy yells at him.
Could be, but who was his biggest influence; probably mommy.
 

Walter

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Or daddy. Just because a kid turns out rotten doesn't mean it's the parents' fault, unless you are one of those touchy-feely, do-gooder, bleeding heart, Progressive liberals.
I would bet there is no daddy around.