World's largest penis frisked by San Fran TSA

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Wish it was made up but here she blows:


Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Frisked By TSA At California Airport


Turns out it's legal to have a weapon of mass conception at the airport.

Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn't packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world's largest recorded penis.

In an exclusive interview with The Huffington Post, Falcon described his hard times with security guards after his extra carry-on became suspect.

"I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time," said Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. "One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes.'"

Falcon said he knew that his interview was about to get a lot more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body scanners and passed a metal detector.

"Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth," Falcon said, laughing.

Indeed he did have a growth.

By the age of 18, Falcon knew he had something special when his manhood reached a whopping 12 inches. His family jewel was hailed as the world's largest on record after an HBO documentary featured him in 1999. The Guinness Book of World Records does not record such feats, but Falcon did show his standout feature to Huffington Post executive editor Buck Wolf.


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Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Frisked By TSA At California Airport
 

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Fu.uking proud of this news article isn't he... lol



Hold on he ONLY has a 13.5 inch penis??
 

shadowshiv

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To be honest, I wouldn't want to have a penis that size. It's not like you would be able to use it all. Besides, as long as you know what you are doing with it, it doesn't have to be gargantuan to be useful.:)
 

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No kidding, all the blood would rush from upper head to the lower head and you would pass out..

lol

That could be a real bastard, especially at a time when you want to enjoy it. Spending a climax in a coma! :lol::lol:
 

taxslave

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To be honest, I wouldn't want to have a penis that size. It's not like you would be able to use it all. Besides, as long as you know what you are doing with it, it doesn't have to be gargantuan to be useful.:)

You would never have to buy beer. THere will always be some idiot willing to engage in a long cocking contest.