Blame it on Captain Morgan...

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Man stabs his friend after argument about who can have the most sex. Captain Morgan was involved in this incident, probably in more ways than one


An argument between two South Carolina men over which one of them “can have the most sex” ended Sunday with a stabbing, police report.


Calvin Bernard Hill, 54, was arrested on a felony battery charge following an altercation in the back of a PT Cruiser being driven by a female acquaintance of the duo. According to a Greenwood City Police Department report, Hill stabbed the 41-year-old victim in the ribs after they left a party.

Interviewed at the hospital, the victim--whose name was redacted from the police report--said that “he and Mr. Hill got into a verbal altercation about who can have the most sex.” A “tussling match” ensued and he ended up being stabbed, recalled the victim, who was initially found bleeding profusely by a cop identified as “Captain Morgan.”

The driver told police that Hill threw a knife away after the incident and stated, "I can’t go down for this.” When questioned by a cop, Hill denied stabbing the victim, claiming “that man stabbed his self.”
Pictured in the above mug shot, Hill is being held in the Greenwood County Detention Center in lieu of $10,000 bond.


The 'Captain' (I couldn't be bothered shooping this loser so use your imagination) :






Man Stabbed Friend During Argument Over Who Has The Most Sex, Police Report | The Smoking Gun