Man accused of exposing himself, eating bag of marijuana


Locutus
#1
Dude.


An Iowa City man is accused of exposing himself in downtown Iowa City and eating a bag of marijuana after he was arrested.

Police said two women reported to them that Allen A. Bramwell, 25, exposed himself to them. According to criminal complaints, the first incident occurred at 8:45 a.m. March 23 at the Old Capitol Town Center. The victim reported to police that Bramwell exposed himself, then asked the woman for her name and phone number.

Five hours later, another woman reported that Bramwell was grinning at her as he exposed himself when she drove by him as he stood on Court Street near Gilbert Street. Police located Bramwell and the woman positively identified him. Bramwell also had the phone number of the woman he exposed himself to earlier in his phone.

Bramwell was placed under arrest for indecent exposure. While seated in the back of the arresting officer’s squad car, Bramwell allegedly attempted to eat the marijuana he had with him. The officer recovered the plastic baggie and flakes of marijuana that were on Bramwell’s shirt, seat and in the baggie.

Police said Bramwell admitted to eating the marijuana.

more stoner goodness:

Man accused of exposing himself, eating bag of marijuana | Iowa City Press Citizen | press-citizen.com (external - login to view)
 
SLM
#2
Quote: Originally Posted by LocutusView Post

Dude.

Dude is right.


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An Iowa City man is accused of exposing himself in downtown Iowa City and eating a bag of marijuana after he was arrested.

Police said two women reported to them that Allen A. Bramwell, 25, exposed himself to them. According to criminal complaints, the first incident occurred at 8:45 a.m. March 23 at the Old Capitol Town Center. The victim reported to police that Bramwell exposed himself, then asked the woman for her name and phone number.

I guess "what's your sign?" is just too passé?

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Five hours later, another woman reported that Bramwell was grinning at her as he exposed himself when she drove by him as he stood on Court Street near Gilbert Street. Police located Bramwell and the woman positively identified him. Bramwell also had the phone number of the woman he exposed himself to earlier in his phone.

Wait, what?!?

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Bramwell was placed under arrest for indecent exposure. While seated in the back of the arresting officer’s squad car, Bramwell allegedly attempted to eat the marijuana he had with him. The officer recovered the plastic baggie and flakes of marijuana that were on Bramwell’s shirt, seat and in the baggie.

Police said Bramwell admitted to eating the marijuana.

That the police saw him eating in the back of the patrol car. Good call, Bramwell.


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more stoner goodness:

Man accused of exposing himself, eating bag of marijuana | Iowa City Press Citizen | press-citizen.com (external - login to view)

The quality of criminals these days, it's sad.
 
taxslave
#3
Prior to the nanny state bubble wrapping everyone Darwinism would have probably caught up with him by now.
 
mentalfloss
#4
 

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