Israel Warns Neighbors Over March To Jerusalem


DaSleeper
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#331
 
SLM
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#332
Quote: Originally Posted by CDNBearView Post

Don't hog all the corn.
 
Spade
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#333
Quote: Originally Posted by ConView Post

Who are the deiteits that Christians have jumped on to my friend.

I am open to your thoughts as long as they don't embrace the Godless Muslims and atheists which I won't signify with a capitlal.


Well, the way I figure it, Christians believe in the Trinity. That's Gawd plus two (G+2). If they don't believe in three, their theologians say, "Lake of Fire!"
Muslims believe in one Gawd. That's Gawd plus zero (G+0).
Atheists believe in no Gawd. That's Gawd minus 1 (G-1)
So, Christians, Muslims, and atheists are like Oiler forwards. Some are plus, others minus. Sometimes there's nothing to show for their efforts. Same team though...
 
CDNBear
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#334
Mhz, are you going to take that from Con?
 
SLM
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#335
Quote: Originally Posted by SpadeView Post

Well, the way I figure it, Christians believe in the Trinity. That's Gawd plus two (G+2). If they don't believe in three, their theologians say, "Lake of Fire!"
Muslims believe in one Gawd. That's Gawd plus zero (G+0).
Atheists believe in no Gawd. That's Gawd minus 1 (G-1)
So, Christians, Muslims, and atheists are like Oiler forwards. Some are plus, others minus. Sometimes there's nothing to show for their efforts. Same team though...

I'm guessing your answer didn't 'wow' him.
 
Spade
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#336
Quote: Originally Posted by ConView Post

Have fun in hell, I pity you.

The trouble with you, Con, is you are flailing helplessly in your belief against math. Math is everyhing!
For instance, Psalm 90-10
"The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away."

Translation:
70 = 3 x 20 + 10
80 = 4 x 20
Then,
70 - 70 = 0 or 80 - 80 = 0

Math is not "hell" as you rage; it is sheer "heaven."

Now, go and sin no more.
 
SLM
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#337
Quote: Originally Posted by SpadeView Post

The trouble with you, Con, is you are flailing helplessly in your belief against math. Math is everyhing!
For instance, Psalm 90-10
"The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away."

Translation:
70 = 3 x 20 + 10
80 = 4 x 20

Math is not "hell" as you rage; it is sheer "heaven."

Now, go and sin no more.

Wow!
 
CDNBear
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#338
Quote: Originally Posted by ConView Post

The only wow that wows me s is Gods grace.

Are you real? You're like the quintessential con caricature.
 
SLM
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#339
Quote: Originally Posted by CDNBearView Post

Are you real? You're like the quintessential con caricature.

Funny you should say that. Oddly enough, I was just thinking the same thing.
 
CDNBear
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#340
Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

Funny you should say that. Oddly enough, I was just thinking the same thing.

Actually, a cute little bird, whispered it in my ear...
 
SLM
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#341
Quote: Originally Posted by CDNBearView Post

Actually, a cute little bird, whispered it in my ear...

Did she now? Interesting....

Still, an astute observation. It's like, how much more conservative can a person be? The answer is none, none more conservative.

(Works better if you try saying it in Nigel Tuffnel's voice.
 
captain morgan
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#342
Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

The answer is none, none more conservative.

(Works better if you try saying it in Nigel Tuffnel's voice.


A classic.. Definitely one of my favorite movies.

quotThese go to elevenquot - YouTube

 
SLM
#343
Quote: Originally Posted by captain morganView Post

A classic.. Definitely one of my favorite movies.

quotThese go to elevenquot - YouTube

Mine too. It has always amazed me the vast number of people who really didn't 'get it'. I thought it was brilliant comedy!
 
captain morgan
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#344
This style of movie needs you to think and considering that Hollywood is cranking-out mind numbing trash that does the thinking for ya - well, it's not a big surprise that folks aren't so interested in Spinal Tap
 
SLM
#345
Quote: Originally Posted by captain morganView Post

This style of movie needs you to think and considering that Hollywood is cranking-out mind numbing trash that does the thinking for ya - well, it's not a big surprise that folks aren't so interested in Spinal Tap

Most of it is garbage, that's true. I've actually enjoyed all the 'satires' that Christopher Guest has done, but Tap is my favourite.

I even have the soundtrack kicking around somewhere, lol.
 
captain morgan
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#346
I especially liked the scene where David and Nigel are talking to the record exec and both have big honking herpetic cold-sores going.. The small details and story is way too funny
 
Goober
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#347
Quote: Originally Posted by ConView Post

Even thought Jews are imperfect Christians I will side with them every time over those Godless Islamists.

Guess you should read your Bible again.

Quote: Originally Posted by ConView Post

Don't mean to offend Colpy.
I have read your posts, you are a good Cristian in my books.
Defend all against Islam...the true Godless except of course the atheists.
One day, with the faith of us all, the US with defeat Islam once and for all and then move towards atheists to free us from the shackels of satan.
God Bless you for your work,.

And get spell checker as well.
 
SLM
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#348
Quote: Originally Posted by captain morganView Post

I especially liked the scene where David and Nigel are talking to the record exec and both have big honking herpetic cold-sores going.. The small details and story is way too funny

Absolutely! All the details...air force interference on the wirless pickup, drummer fatality in the closing sequence, 'Lick my love pump'.
LOL

I had it on DVD years ago, I think one of the kids scooped it on me, so I downloaded it recently from iTunes. I can watch that movie over and over and still laugh at it.
 
captain morgan
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#349
Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

Absolutely! All the details...air force interference on the wirless pickup, drummer fatality in the closing sequence, 'Lick my love pump'.
LOL

I had it on DVD years ago, I think one of the kids scooped it on me, so I downloaded it recently from iTunes. I can watch that movie over and over and still laugh at it.


How come no mention of them playing Stonehenge!
 
SLM
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#350
Quote: Originally Posted by captain morganView Post

How come no mention of them playing Stonehenge!

Hey look, I almost quoted lines before I realized just how much of a geek that would make me look, LOL.

I was trying to play it cool.
 
captain morgan
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#351
Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

Hey look, I almost quoted lines before I realized just how much of a geek that would make me look, LOL.

I was trying to play it cool.


We all know that you're a cool kat... Liking the movie Spinal Tap sets you in a new league all together.
 
SLM
#352
Quote: Originally Posted by captain morganView Post

We all know that you're a cool kat... Liking the movie Spinal Tap sets you in a new league all together.

Aw shucks!
 
Goober
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Quote: Originally Posted by ConView Post

As real as the one true God.


And kill all that are not Christians?
 
DaSleeper
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#354
 
Goober
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#355
Quote: Originally Posted by ConView Post

Never.
Only pity for those that will burn.


Explain this.

Quote:

One day, with the faith of us all, the US with defeat Islam once and for all and then move towards atheists to free us from the shackels of satan.

God Bless you for your work,.

 
Spade
#356
Quote: Originally Posted by ConView Post

Never.

Only pity for those that will burn.

HELLFIRE



I have a devil of a time telling Christians from Moslems.
 
Goober
#357
Quote: Originally Posted by ConView Post

Sure.
If the Godless bring war to the rightous we will have no choice but to fight back.
Fly planes into buildings....we will fight your Islamists.
If the Godless take such action I would pray we have a leader like GWB to take on the fight to Satan.

You give Christians a bad name.
 
MHz
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#358
Quote: Originally Posted by ConView Post

Even thought Jews are imperfect Christians I will side with them every time over those Godless Islamists.

Not so odd that two peas in a pod should be covered and condemned by the same verse. You guys make this too easy. Just sayin .....
Joh:7:24:
Judge not according to the appearance,
but judge righteous judgment.

A person cheering for a leaven filled Church is going to suffer the same fate. Guess they leave that part out of the brochure.

Nice of you to give then an easy yoke to bear compared to false Christian and their plight.

Lu:6:46:
And why call ye me,
Lord,
Lord,
and do not the things which I say?

Lu:12:43-49:
Blessed is that servant,
whom his lord when he cometh shall find so doing.
Of a truth I say unto you,
that he will make him ruler over all that he hath.
But and if that servant say in his heart,
My lord delayeth his coming;
and shall begin to beat the menservants and maidens,
and to eat and drink,
and to be drunken;
The lord of that servant will come in a day when he looketh not for him,
and at an hour when he is not aware,
and will cut him in sunder,
and will appoint him his portion with the unbelievers.
And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes.
But he that knew not,
and did commit things worthy of stripes,
shall be beaten with few stripes.
For unto whomsoever much is given,
of him shall be much required:
and to whom men have committed much,
of him they will ask the more.
I am come to send fire on the earth;
and what will I,
if it be already kindled?
 
Goober
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#359
Quote: Originally Posted by SpadeView Post

HELLFIRE


I have a devil of a time telling Christians from Moslems.


Brother Spade - I am shocked, absolutely shocked that you were not aware of the study conducted by the CCC.

They found a ratio of 90.8 % were Christians who did not heed the word.

CCC (Council for Crazed Christians)
 
Spade
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#360
Sorry, Goober, but when it gets really hot, the sweat rolls into my eyes and I can't read.
 

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