Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum


spaminator
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#31
[IMG]http://www.herecomethemummies.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/zoom/files/2011/December/*****%20potato.jpg[/IMG]
 
#juan
#32
Quote: Originally Posted by spaminatorView Post

[IMG]http://www.herecomethemummies.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/zoom/files/2011/December/*****%20potato.jpg[/IMG]

Oh God! That is priceless.
 
spaminator
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#33
Quote: Originally Posted by spaminatorView Post

[IMG]http://www.herecomethemummies.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/zoom/files/2011/December/*****%20potato.jpg[/IMG]

I guess this potato could be called a dick tater.
 
SLM
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#34
Quote: Originally Posted by spaminatorView Post

I guess this potato could be called a dick tater.

LOL It's been circumcised and everything!
 
eh1eh
#35
Quote: Originally Posted by LocutusView Post

A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.

The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game.

He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun.
A&E nurse Trudi Watson told the paper: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
"But it's not for me to question his story."

She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.

Read more: Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum | Metro.co.uk (external - login to view)





'It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one.'


Ummmm? Doesn't he know bananas work better, peeled of course.
 
SLM
#36
Quote: Originally Posted by eh1ehView Post

Ummmm? Doesn't he know bananas work better, peeled of course.

Don't they get all mushy?
 
eh1eh
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#37
Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

Don't they get all mushy?

Not right away.
 
SLM
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#38
Quote: Originally Posted by eh1ehView Post

Not right away.

Interesting.
 
Tonington
#39
Re-digested potato...I'd rather the re-baked potato.
 
shadowshiv
#40
Quote: Originally Posted by LocutusView Post

So they asked the good Vicar:

No **** of a lie, but we had a fellow look like that in the drive-through last night. Lots of "Thanks Bro!" and "Lots of Hot Sauce, dude!", but no "Darn those potato wedges!", unfortunately.

Quote: Originally Posted by eh1ehView Post

Not right away.

LOL! And you know this how?
 
55Mercury
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#41
I think it would be apt at this point to make a distinction between potato wedges and potato wedgies.

And of course, poo-tine (with turds n' gravy) now has a whole new meaning, too.

sh!t, anyone hungry?
 
SLM
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#42
Quote: Originally Posted by 55MercuryView Post

I think it would be apt at this point to make a distinction between potato wedges and potato wedgies.

And of course, poo-tine (with turds n' gravy) now has a whole new meaning, too.

sh!t, anyone hungry?

Probably not for the rest of the day. LOL.

Well maybe I'll have lunch. But I won't be having fries!
 
#juan
#43
Quote: Originally Posted by spaminatorView Post

I guess this potato could be called a dick tater.

You could be charged with possession of a pornographic potato *****....
 
spaminator
#44
Quote: Originally Posted by #juanView Post

You could be charged with possession of a pornographic potato *****....

lets hope that the media doesn't find out.
 
JLM
#45
Quote: Originally Posted by #juanView Post

You could be charged with possession of a pornographic potato *****....

And you could be accused of alleged alliteration.
 
Kakato
#46
Potato in the ***! - YouTube (external - login to view)
 

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