Mountain Dew Turns Mice Into Jelly

[Spade]

Mountain Dew turns mice 'jelly-like,' Pepsi claims - Your Community

Wow, that would really hit the spot.

 

[petros]

Willy the Hillbilly says Moutain Dew will "tickle yer innerds". Tickle must have been a typo for pickle.

 

[lone wolf]

Stomach acid dissolved the enamel off my teeth. Imagine what it does to a stomach....

 

[spaminator]

mike myers:

Once I drank someone else's pee, they told me it was lemonade "Mountain Dew".
Since that day, I can not drink the "Dew" and if I pass the machine with the
lemonade, I sweat. This I got from this shock.

 

[SLM]

I don't think I've ever had a Mountain Dew before.

Mountain Dew turns mice 'jelly-like,' Pepsi claims - Your Community

Definitely won't be having one now.

 

[lone wolf]

You ought to see what Coke will do to a steak....

 

[SLM]

You ought to see what Coke will do to a steak....

I don't want to know. I need something to mix with my rum.

 

[Goober]

I don't think I've ever had a Mountain Dew before.



Definitely won't be having one now.

A number of soft drinks have bad effects - My rule of thumb is simple. Taste chunks, puke on the spot.

 

[lone wolf]

I don't want to know. I need something to mix with my rum.

Egg Nogg?

 

[SLM]

Egg Nogg?

1. Seasonal.
2. Ewww, egg nog. (Not a fan)

 

[petros]

Maple whiskey and root beer is damn tasty.

 

[Spade]

Remember Fanta. Is pop with mice Hanta?

 

[Cliffy]

Remember Fanta. Is pop with mice Hanta?

That would make pop with reindeer Santa.

 

[taxslave]

Something to remember should I ever want to serve jelloed mouse.

 

[Cliffy]

Something to remember should I ever want to serve jelloed mouse.

Are you in the habit of inviting hillbillies over for dinner?

 

[shadowshiv]

I don't want to know. I need something to mix with my rum.

Where's Bear and his sexual innuendos?

I guess I'll have to dew.

 

[Cliffy]

Where's Bear and his sexual innuendos?

I guess I'll have to dew.

You are a sexual innuendo?

Last I heard from bear he was off to kill something. He's probably fishing.

 

[shadowshiv]

You are a sexual innuendo?

Last I heard from bear he was off to kill something. He's probably fishing.

Fishing for what?

 

[Cliffy]

Fishing for what?

Ice.

 

[SLM]

Where's Bear and his sexual innuendos?

Don't know.

I guess I'll have to dew.

Do the Dew.