Virgin Mary's Surprise Shocker

[Cliffy]

Virgin Mary’s surprise pregnancy test in billboard a shocker

Published On Fri Dec 16 2011

St. Matthew-in-the-City, an Anglican church in Auckland, New Zealand, has attracted controversy for this advertisement of the Virgin Mary with a positive pregnancy test.

Anita Li

The Virgin Mary is pregnant and it’s an unpleasant — even shocking — surprise.
At least that’s how she is depicted in a controversial new billboard erected Tuesday by St. Matthew-in-the-City, an Anglican church in Auckland, N.Z.

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[In Between Man]

Booor - ring!!!

What else you got?

 

[Cliffy]

Booor - ring!!!

What else you got?

Ever notice how Jesus hung out with 12 guys? Seems suspicious to me. How about you?

 

[In Between Man]

Ever notice how Jesus hung out with 12 guys? Seems suspicious to me. How about you?

Marge Simpson: Homer, he "prefers" the company of men!

Homer Simpson: Who wouldn't !?!

:lol:

 

[Cliffy]

Marge Simpson: Homer, he "prefers" the company of men!

Homer Simpson: Who wouldn't !?!

:lol:

Men are brutish, testosterone ladened, burping, farting dolts. Women are soft, cuddly and smell a lot better.

 

[In Between Man]

Men are brutish, testosterone ladened, burping, farting dolts. Women are soft, cuddly and smell a lot better.

Cuddling? If that floats your boat I suppose. I only cuddle with cats or dogs. I might go as far as hugging another human male out of brotherly love, but alcohol would have to be involved. That's about as much physical contact (skin on skin or skin on fur) with living things as I can tolerate.

 

[taxslave]

Ever notice how Jesus hung out with 12 guys? Seems suspicious to me. How about you?

Mice will play while the car's away.

 

[bluebyrd35]

Cuddling? If that floats your boat I suppose. I only cuddle with cats or dogs. I might go as far as hugging another human male out of brotherly love, but alcohol would have to be involved. That's about as much physical contact (skin on skin or skin on fur) with living things as I can tolerate.

Cats or dogs??? Geez, at least human males don't lick their dicks!!. I surely hope it just isn't because they can't reach it.

 

[DurkaDurka]

Cuddling? If that floats your boat I suppose. I only cuddle with cats or dogs. I might go as far as hugging another human male out of brotherly love, but alcohol would have to be involved. That's about as much physical contact (skin on skin or skin on fur) with living things as I can tolerate.

Gerbils?

 

[EagleSmack]

No class... but it is exactly what I'd expect.

 

[petros]

It's not shocking at all. I'm sure the immaculate conception would have blown the BVM's mind.

 

[Spade]

Cats or dogs??? Geez, at least human males don't lick their dicks!!. I surely hope it just isn't because they can't reach it.

A less than flexible spine has saved mankind a huge embarrassment.

 

[petros]

Bendy schmendy...that why God gave us fingers that fit in every orifice.

 

[Cliffy]

A less than flexible spine has saved mankind a huge embarrassment.

A friend of mine says it is the only reason to learn yoga.

BTW, all you dirty minded people, I was thinking that the 12 guys represented the 12 signs of the zodiac.

 

[petros]

Nooooope. Zodiac was something that God didn't like at all. It is a part of what the Judeans were into that God disliked. It's divination.

 

[bluebyrd35]

hmmmm. If God didn't like divinators, why are John the Baptiste, Elijjah, Isaiah or even Abraham venerated by Christians??? Prophets are forecasters, foretellers, mystics. The only difference between them and Zodiac is how they are seen in the bible. Prophets are soothsayeers, priesters or augerers but they are god approved!! Oh and they are male!!

 

[petros]

Divining and getting direct messages are two different things.

 

[Spade]

Spare the divining rod; spoil an hydrologist.

 

[Cliffy]

Divining and getting direct messages are two different things.

Isn't divining a derivative of divine, as in consulting the divine source? Perhaps that is one of those altered verses that was put in to protect the church's monopoly on Gawd.

 

[Goober]

Isn't divining a derivative of divine, as in consulting the divine source? Perhaps that is one of those altered verses that was put in to protect the church's monopoly on Gawd.

Wrong - Derivatives are what caused the Financial problems.

Please note - The Church does not own God.