The stupidest story of the day

[Locutus]

Cops Summoned To Florida Elementary School After Girl Kisses Boy In Phys Ed Class





A sheriff’s deputy was dispatched last week to a Florida elementary school after a girl kissed a boy during a physical education class.
School brass actually reported the impromptu buss as a possible sex crime, according to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office.
The assistant principal of Orange River Elementary School called in the cops after a teacher spotted the smooch Wednesday at the Fort Myers school. In fact, Margaret Ann Haring, 56, initially called child welfare officials, who directed her to contact the sheriff, according to a report.


The kiss apparently occurred after two girls debated over whom the boy liked more. That’s when one of the girls “went over and kissed” the boy. The redacted sheriff’s report notes that Haring “stated there were no new allegations of sexual abuse as far as she knew.”


Deputies do not appear to be further probing the preteen kiss. (thank friggin' gawd)





Cops Summoned To Florida Elementary School After Girl Kisses Boy In Phys Ed Class | The Smoking Gun

 

[petros]

Did they swab for cooties?

 

[DurkaDurka]

I hope they are not cousins, there ain't nothing I hates more then kissin cousins

 

[VanIsle]

Good grief!! You are right. It is the most stupid story and not worth the paper it's written on. I was at one of the schools I have to go to for my grandkids just a few days ago. A couple of the kids are in "High School" now. There were a few kids on the grounds with their arms wrapped around each other and their lips glued to each other's. How did Henry Fonda put it in "On Golden Pond" - Suck Face!!! Good thing no one called the authorities. Half the kids would be up on charges. Was the woman jealous she wasn't getting her own?

 

[SLM]

Ah, first love!

Followed by first restraining order.

Oh to be young again.

 

[Johnnny]

Yep she was jealous cause she wasnt getting any of the sweet stuff back at home.....Either that or she is an ultra feminist lesbian who hates seeing the man happy.

 

[Retired_Can_Soldier]

Somebody needs a vibrator.

 

[Ron in Regina]

This one's for Karrie:

Sorry for the side-track (inside joke). Ok, please carry on.

 

[taxslave]

I hope they are not cousins, there ain't nothing I hates more then kissin cousins

Then what would royalty do for dates?

 

[shadowshiv]

In fact, Margaret Ann Haring, 56, initially called child welfare officials,


The kiss apparently occurred after two girls debated over whom the boy liked more. That’s when one of the girls “went over and kissed” the boy.

What this article failed to mention was that Margaret Ann Haring was the other girl. She was just upset that the young girl was quicker to reach the boy than she was.