Dirty Sanchez is Britain's equivalent of America's Jackass. A group of British pals go around doing crazy, and painful, stunts. Now the movie version of it is being released. And they make the guys from Jackass look puny..............
Four crazy British guys - Dainton, Joycey, Pancho and Prichard
Seven deadly sins
Six countries around the world
One hell of a Devil on their case!!!!!
The Devil's heard about the reputation the Dirty Sanchez boys are carving out for themselves as the bad asses of the small screen. He's rounded them up to check out their credentials and set them the ultimate challenge - the Seven Deadly Sins. They are ordered to embark on a world tour taking in seven locations around the world, committing one of the seven deadly sins in each. Sloth, Anger, Lust, Envy, Pride, Gluttony and Greed. Success will bring immortality and global domination; failure will send them back to the gutter they crawled out from. Are our heroes up to the challenge or will the boys from the Valleys live forever on the Dark Side?
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Dirty Sanchez: The Movie
Neil Davey
Dirty Sanchez go where angels fear to tread. And where normal people fear to tread. And, more to the point, where Jackass fear to tread.
If you thought Jackass: The Movie was unwatchable, prepare to lose your lunch. Dirty Sanchez: The Movie is the most ing, perverse, jaw-dropping, nauseating, hideous and painful movie of the year. Probably the decade. Possibly ever.
Frankly, unless your tastes run to the darker extremes of internet porn, this will be an eye-popping lesson in abject depravity. In fact, if it wasn’t so damn funny, we’d have to join the movement to get it banned.
The team – Dainton, Joycey, Pancho and Pritchard – start the film in Hell. A stunt has gone wrong and they’re called before the Devil (played by Howard Marks). He offers them the chance to live again if they can complete the Seven Deadly Sins.
Basically, this framing device is a flimsy excuse to send the boys around the world doing stupid things. The links to the assorted sins are tenuous at best and, for the most part, non-existent. But you won’t really care. You’ll be trying too hard to contain your nausea to care.
When the film’s bad, it’s very, very bad. These moments would include Pancho’s backstreet liposuction without anaesthetic, the beer enema, and, in particular, the inevitable drinking games that spring out of the above.
However, while the extremes are ing and moronically violent, the boy’s good nature and camaraderie keeps things surprisingly light.
There is also a rich vein of delightfully silly stunts. Their take on the Angry Pirate, for example (non-pervs, get Googling now), where the boys take it in turns to have rum sprayed in their eyes and get kicked in the shins. Like the film as a whole, it’s really stupid, utterly pointless but very, very funny.
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]WHAT IS THE SANCHEZ RULE?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]DAINTON: [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The Sanchez Rule is this: if you think of a stunt and you say it then you’ve got to do it. So you find yourself talking about a wicked idea and you tell everyone about it, you have to follow through, there’s no backing out! That’s the Sanchez rule. So you’ve got to learn to keep your mouth shut sometimes because if it’s a bad-ass stunt like something sick you cant back out. That’s being a "wimp". It’s a good rule!![/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN EACH OTHER?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]PRITCHARD:[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Dainton and I have known each other for 17 years, the other two, we met during Skate competitions so about 12 years. That’s too f******* long! Only joking. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]HOW DID DIRTY SANCHEZ COME ABOUT?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]JOYCEY:[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]We made this skate video then that got quite a lot of recognition through a lot of the main stream magazines, FHM picked up on it and then a show called The Passenger on Channel 4. MTV saw it and called us in for a meeting, we thought we were only going to be in there for a five minutes so Pritch ended up taking his clothes off and running round the office naked. Five years later here we are making a film. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]HAVE ANY OF YOU WIMPED OUT OF STUNTS?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]DAINTON, [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I bottled a few things and like you might call me a "wimp" but I made up for them in other ways. I had to. That’s the whole thing seeing someone squirming around not wanting to do something and I mean you think about LUST in Thailand and you throw Lady-boys into the mix… you know your in trouble! [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]PRITCHARD[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]oh no hang on actually Joyce’s failed the Sanchez Rule because he said he was going to have his tooth pulled out once without any anaesthetic but he didn’t go ahead with it. We took the piss out of him and called him a "wimp" the usual thing that boys do really. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]HOW DO THE STUNTS COME ABOUT?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]PANCHO:[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The stunts usually come about after loads of Stellas. …and . . . No, It’s a combination . . .like a proper team working thing. . . a lot of stunts, you know just seem to happen like spontaneously you know. . . the people who work behind the scenes. . they come up with ideas and we can elaborate on them, and who know, I fall asleep (?)and the opportunities are endless.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]HOW FILM HAS AFFECTED RELATIONSHIPS WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY? [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]JOYCE[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Doing this film has seriously effected my relationships with family and friends. I’ve been disowned by my parents, my dads a social worker and he’s since lost his job um my girlfriend left me, yeah its effectively quite a lot I’m seeking help about it at the moment and I’m going to sue Vertigo Film. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]WHY SHOULD PEOPLE SEE THIS MOVIE?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]DAINTON[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Yeah if I had to sell this film to all then Sanchez fans out there? I don’t know…. This film is “rubbish” and we got paid loads of money and we are all actors! No that’s b*******. We’re a bunch of mates who got paid f*** all and we had a great time making it. You want to know how far we push the taste buds in this film? Looks what’s happened to Pancho, he’s dead. We’ve killed him, I didn’t personally, well we all did by accident.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]JOYCE[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]To any Dirty Sanchez fans out there who want to come and watch the film, I would say your going to have to get a pirate copy cos your not old enough to go to the cinema!! No really I’ve had middle aged women coming up to me in restaurants saying that they are big fans of our work, I would say come and see the film, your in for a treat. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]PANCHO[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]For all the fans out there you should come and see this film because it’s really really “messed” up. You get to see how much real "winps" we are. And you also get to see Prichard’s Penis.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]PRITCHARD[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]That’s reason enough to see it![/FONT]
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Four crazy British guys - Dainton, Joycey, Pancho and Prichard
Seven deadly sins
Six countries around the world
One hell of a Devil on their case!!!!!
The Devil's heard about the reputation the Dirty Sanchez boys are carving out for themselves as the bad asses of the small screen. He's rounded them up to check out their credentials and set them the ultimate challenge - the Seven Deadly Sins. They are ordered to embark on a world tour taking in seven locations around the world, committing one of the seven deadly sins in each. Sloth, Anger, Lust, Envy, Pride, Gluttony and Greed. Success will bring immortality and global domination; failure will send them back to the gutter they crawled out from. Are our heroes up to the challenge or will the boys from the Valleys live forever on the Dark Side?
************************************
Dirty Sanchez: The Movie
Neil Davey
Dirty Sanchez go where angels fear to tread. And where normal people fear to tread. And, more to the point, where Jackass fear to tread.
If you thought Jackass: The Movie was unwatchable, prepare to lose your lunch. Dirty Sanchez: The Movie is the most ing, perverse, jaw-dropping, nauseating, hideous and painful movie of the year. Probably the decade. Possibly ever.
Frankly, unless your tastes run to the darker extremes of internet porn, this will be an eye-popping lesson in abject depravity. In fact, if it wasn’t so damn funny, we’d have to join the movement to get it banned.
The team – Dainton, Joycey, Pancho and Pritchard – start the film in Hell. A stunt has gone wrong and they’re called before the Devil (played by Howard Marks). He offers them the chance to live again if they can complete the Seven Deadly Sins.
Basically, this framing device is a flimsy excuse to send the boys around the world doing stupid things. The links to the assorted sins are tenuous at best and, for the most part, non-existent. But you won’t really care. You’ll be trying too hard to contain your nausea to care.
When the film’s bad, it’s very, very bad. These moments would include Pancho’s backstreet liposuction without anaesthetic, the beer enema, and, in particular, the inevitable drinking games that spring out of the above.
However, while the extremes are ing and moronically violent, the boy’s good nature and camaraderie keeps things surprisingly light.
There is also a rich vein of delightfully silly stunts. Their take on the Angry Pirate, for example (non-pervs, get Googling now), where the boys take it in turns to have rum sprayed in their eyes and get kicked in the shins. Like the film as a whole, it’s really stupid, utterly pointless but very, very funny.
megastar.co.uk
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]WHAT IS THE SANCHEZ RULE?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]DAINTON: [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The Sanchez Rule is this: if you think of a stunt and you say it then you’ve got to do it. So you find yourself talking about a wicked idea and you tell everyone about it, you have to follow through, there’s no backing out! That’s the Sanchez rule. So you’ve got to learn to keep your mouth shut sometimes because if it’s a bad-ass stunt like something sick you cant back out. That’s being a "wimp". It’s a good rule!![/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN EACH OTHER?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]PRITCHARD:[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Dainton and I have known each other for 17 years, the other two, we met during Skate competitions so about 12 years. That’s too f******* long! Only joking. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]HOW DID DIRTY SANCHEZ COME ABOUT?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]JOYCEY:[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]We made this skate video then that got quite a lot of recognition through a lot of the main stream magazines, FHM picked up on it and then a show called The Passenger on Channel 4. MTV saw it and called us in for a meeting, we thought we were only going to be in there for a five minutes so Pritch ended up taking his clothes off and running round the office naked. Five years later here we are making a film. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]HAVE ANY OF YOU WIMPED OUT OF STUNTS?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]DAINTON, [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I bottled a few things and like you might call me a "wimp" but I made up for them in other ways. I had to. That’s the whole thing seeing someone squirming around not wanting to do something and I mean you think about LUST in Thailand and you throw Lady-boys into the mix… you know your in trouble! [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]PRITCHARD[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]oh no hang on actually Joyce’s failed the Sanchez Rule because he said he was going to have his tooth pulled out once without any anaesthetic but he didn’t go ahead with it. We took the piss out of him and called him a "wimp" the usual thing that boys do really. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]HOW DO THE STUNTS COME ABOUT?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]PANCHO:[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The stunts usually come about after loads of Stellas. …and . . . No, It’s a combination . . .like a proper team working thing. . . a lot of stunts, you know just seem to happen like spontaneously you know. . . the people who work behind the scenes. . they come up with ideas and we can elaborate on them, and who know, I fall asleep (?)and the opportunities are endless.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]HOW FILM HAS AFFECTED RELATIONSHIPS WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY? [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]JOYCE[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Doing this film has seriously effected my relationships with family and friends. I’ve been disowned by my parents, my dads a social worker and he’s since lost his job um my girlfriend left me, yeah its effectively quite a lot I’m seeking help about it at the moment and I’m going to sue Vertigo Film. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]WHY SHOULD PEOPLE SEE THIS MOVIE?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]DAINTON[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Yeah if I had to sell this film to all then Sanchez fans out there? I don’t know…. This film is “rubbish” and we got paid loads of money and we are all actors! No that’s b*******. We’re a bunch of mates who got paid f*** all and we had a great time making it. You want to know how far we push the taste buds in this film? Looks what’s happened to Pancho, he’s dead. We’ve killed him, I didn’t personally, well we all did by accident.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]JOYCE[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]To any Dirty Sanchez fans out there who want to come and watch the film, I would say your going to have to get a pirate copy cos your not old enough to go to the cinema!! No really I’ve had middle aged women coming up to me in restaurants saying that they are big fans of our work, I would say come and see the film, your in for a treat. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]PANCHO[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]For all the fans out there you should come and see this film because it’s really really “messed” up. You get to see how much real "winps" we are. And you also get to see Prichard’s Penis.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]PRITCHARD[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]That’s reason enough to see it![/FONT]
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