For all those star wars fans.

Retired_Can_Soldier

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For those of you excited about going to see the new Star wars Movie I say: Have fun, enjoy yourself, and don't let anyone steal your thunder.


By the way, STAR TREK IS WAY BETTER!


But don't let that get you down.



It doesn't matter that Han Solo, played by Harrison Ford, couldn't possibly fly the Millennium Falcon. Heck, the last thing he flew thundered in.


And let's not forget Luke Skywalker. A leading man (cough cough) who couldn't even get a date with anyone but his Sister.
HIS SISTER FOR GOSH SAKE!


You wouldn't catch Gene Roddenberry flirting with such things as incest. Shame on you, George Lucas. Shame Shame Shame.
So, go, enjoy and don't let these basic truths get you down. Buy yourself a stuffed Wookie or Death Star piggy bank.


Meanwhile, the rest of us Star Trek Fans will be watching from afar, giggling behind our hands.


 

Curious Cdn

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For those of you excited about going to see the new Star wars Movie I say: Have fun, enjoy yourself, and don't let anyone steal your thunder.


By the way, STAR TREK IS WAY BETTER!


But don't let that get you down.



It doesn't matter that Han Solo, played by Harrison Ford, couldn't possibly fly the Millennium Falcon. Heck, the last thing he flew thundered in.


And let's not forget Luke Skywalker. A leading man (cough cough) who couldn't even get a date with anyone but his Sister.
HIS SISTER FOR GOSH SAKE!


You wouldn't catch Gene Roddenberry flirting with such things as incest. Shame on you, George Lucas. Shame Shame Shame.
So, go, enjoy and don't let these basic truths get you down. Buy yourself a stuffed Wookie or Death Star piggy bank.


Meanwhile, the rest of us Star Trek Fans will be watching from afar, giggling behind our hands.


Well, we're all going out to see the new Star Wars tomorrow (Just bought the tickets).


Were is the new Star Trek movie playing?
 

CDNBear

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Hmmm, how do I put this?

Roddenberry socialism... After decades of global conflict. Humans discover warp drive, make first contact, and within 50 years they unite the planet end poverty, famine and war. Discard the notion of achieving wealth through financial gain. Instead adopt the belief of working to better ourselves and humanity. Unites with 150 planets with like minded goal.


Star wars... Incestuous dysfunctional family f@cks up galaxy.

Ummm, ya.

I think I'll take the completely achievable utopia of Roddenberry, over an episode of interstellar Jerry Springer in a galaxy far far away, thanks.