Han dies

Locutus
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that's right...





Han Solo dies in the end of the new Star Wars movie.

He is killed by Kylo Ren who is actually Ben Solo, Han and Leia's son.

Finn is not a Force sensitive. He gets to wield a lightsaber, but it's a misdirection. Rey is the real new Jedi, and she kicks Ben's ***. She is as powerful in the end of the movie as Luke was in the end of the first trilogy.

Luke is almost not in the movie. He doesn't say or do anything. He is on screen for several seconds.




 
Walter
#2

httpwwwyoutubecomwatchvDg0Smmvwbw

 
eh1eh
#3
Quote:

He is killed by Kylo Ren who is actually Ben Solo, Han and Leia's son.

Nope, real plot twist. Kylo is actually Leia's and Luke's son.

Didn't see that coming eh?
 
AnnaG
#4
Han Solo ...... ng.
 
SLM
#5
Hold the fukking phone! Darth Vadar is Luke's FATHER!!??!!??!!

 
IdRatherBeSkiing
#6
Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

Hold the fukking phone! Darth Vadar is Luke's FATHER!!??!!??!!

Yes. But he is NOT James Earl Jones.
 
Locutus
#7
Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

Hold the fukking phone! Darth Vadar is Luke's FATHER!!??!!??!!

I dunno, I pulled this off 4chan...there's a chance it could be bogus.
 
AnnaG
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

Hold the fukking phone! Darth Vadar is Luke's FATHER!!??!!??!!

Where have you been? I thought everyone knew. haha
Luke n Laia are related, too.
There was also a secret tryst between Jabba and Yoda's main squeeze and C3PO had a fling with a toaster oven.
 
SLM
#9
Quote: Originally Posted by IdRatherBeSkiingView Post

Yes. But he is NOT James Earl Jones.

Hakuna Matata! Say it ain't so!!!

Quote: Originally Posted by LocutusView Post

I dunno, I pulled this off 4chan...there's a chance it could be bogus.

Oh I don't know, that's the real internet....and we all know that the internet is never wrong.
 
Curious Cdn
-1
#10
Han dies

Of old age? ... a heart attack, maybe?
 
Walter
#11
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious CdnView Post

Han dies

Of old age? ... a heart attack, maybe?

Plane crash.
 
Curious Cdn
#12
Quote: Originally Posted by WalterView Post

Plane crash.

No kiddn'eh?
 
SLM
#13
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious CdnView Post

Han dies

Of old age? ... a heart attack, maybe?

Giant round boulder.
 
Curious Cdn
#14
Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

Giant round boulder.

Snakes.
 
Locutus
+1
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Post #2216200 - Han dies (external - login to view)
Bad Walter.




Post #2216200 - Han dies (external - login to view)
Bad JamesBondo.............




look boyce...better you hear the rumor from me than a stranger.
 
Curious Cdn
#16
... and what could be stranger than him ...
 
Locutus
+1
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#juan
#18
What'll they do next? Kill off Indiana Jones?
 
Curious Cdn
#19
Who's he?
 
Locutus
#20
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious CdnView Post

Who's he?

 
WLDB
#21
So Ive read in several places but never anywhere reliable. Doesnt make a difference to me if he dies or not though. I went into the old movies already knowing the big spoiler with them.
 
mentalfloss
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spaminator
#23
Last edited by spaminator; Dec 16th, 2015 at 05:46 AM..
 
Locutus
#24
protip: the story happens in the past.

>spoilers.
 
Curious Cdn
#25
...in a galaxy far, far away.
 
Locutus
#26
don't care how distant it was, it's like me giving away that Lot's daughters boned him.
 
Locutus
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coldstream
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I have a confession to make. I've never been able to watch a Star Wars movie from start to finish.. in its original or its innumerable sequels and prequels. I'm older but not that disconnected from the the Star Wars gen that began in 1977.

I've watched other Science Fiction movies and enjoyed ones that came after the first Star Wars. Blade Runner comes to mind, a great SF movie built on a film noire model with stunning cinematography, the original Alien. These were complex psychological scripts with well developed characters, dramatic tension and plots.

I just find the whole fantasy, and 'sweetness' of the Star Wars film.. its reliance of visual gimmickry, cardboard characters, maudlin sentiment, canned plots and cuteness.. make them quite uninteresting.

I'm not one of those, nor do i know anyone, lining up for a week in winter weather to be the first to see the latest episode. I still haven't completed the first.. which came out 40 years ago. .
Last edited by coldstream; Dec 16th, 2015 at 01:20 PM..
 
Locutus
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MHz
#30
Which member was 'Hans'??
 

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