Man caught masturbating while texting and driving

[spaminator]

Man caught masturbating while texting and driving
QMI Agency
First posted: Thursday, December 19, 2013 11:58 AM EST | Updated: Thursday, December 19, 2013 12:11 PM EST
A British man caught masturbating while driving his car naked during a steamy text-messaging session has been fined and ordered to do community service.
Another driver spotted Neal Marshall, 49, touching himself on Aug. 8 and called police with Marshall's licence plate, the Chester Chronicle reported. When police contacted Marshall, he told police he had "no comment."
His lawyer Adrian Evans said the case is "bizarre" but Marshall simply got "carried away" while messaging another person. Evans said Marshall never intended for anyone to see what he was doing.
"This does not excuse his actions, but it goes a way to explain why he was seen doing it," Evans said.
Marshall, who lives in Cheshire, pleaded guilty Wednesday to a charge of outraging public decency. He was also ordered to do community service in 2008 for the same charge.
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[Tecumsehsbones]

Those who can't multitask are jealous of those who can.

 

[Blackleaf]

And men are better at multitasking than women are, just as we are better than them at most things.

 

[BaalsTears]

British men are the best in the world at masturbation and texting simultaneously. Isn't that right BL?

 

[Sal]

He was also ordered to do community service in 2008 for the same charge.

so he really is a jerk

beat ya spammy

 

[spaminator]

he got himself into a sticky situation.

 

[SLM]

And men are better at multitasking than women are, just as we are better than them at most things.

And that is just one of many reasons why you don't get laid. :roll:

 

[Sal]

And men are better at multitasking than women are, just as we are better than them at most things.

right again Blackie... hold fast to that idea

 

[SLM]

he got himself into a sticky situation.

Winner and still pun champion....sorry Sal!

 

[Goober]

And men are better at multitasking than women are, just as we are better than them at most things.

So you have a sock puppet I see.
Probably British wool.

 

[Sal]

Winner and still pun champion....sorry Sal!

I know, I tried but spam's the champ man...the jerk was pretty good though

 

[Ron in Regina]

Talk about Driver Distraction. I wonder if the community service is due to
the cell phone use while driving or the wanking???

 

[SLM]

I know, I tried but spam's the champ man...the jerk was pretty good though

It was at that.

 

[Goober]

he got himself into a sticky situation.

Never in the wicket- Like BL - Always the handmaiden.

 

[SLM]

Talk about Driver Distraction. I wonder if the community service is due to
the cell phone use while driving or the wanking???

If he was wanking and texting....what was he steering with?8O

 

[Sal]

If he was wanking and texting....what was he steering with?8O

the largest middle finger...pffffffffffffffft

 

[Goober]

If he was wanking and texting....what was he steering with?8O

His nose knows.

 

[Ron in Regina]

If he was wanking and texting....what was he steering with?8O

ohhhh.....Good Question!!!!! Hopefully his knee.

 

[SLM]

ohhhh.....Good Question!!!!! Hopefully his knee.

Let's pray that it was. Other options are.....disturbing.

 

[eh1eh]

That's outrageous. You should never impede masturbation by texting.