Mighty Intellect
Posts: 1,961 
November 30th, 2006, 07:03 PM
I just had a revelation, there Lorem. It's not the employees that you're worried about. It's the shoppers. I get it now: the kind of people who would actually shop at a Walmart on a Sunday are exactly the people who are most in need of Redemption; specifically, the Christian (ie, NOT JEWISH or SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST) Redemption that is available on Sundays. This is essential in order to re-establish the bucolic balance that is being distorted in present day Nova Scotia.
Being of long-standing Nova Scotia Scots Presbyterian descent myself, I think I understand this now. We need to educate all of those Sunday shoppers in the error of their ways.
I just had a revelation, there Lorem. It's not the employees that you're worried about. It's the shoppers. I get it now: the kind of people who would actually shop at a Walmart on a Sunday are exactly the people who are most in need of Redemption; specifically, the Christian (ie, NOT JEWISH or SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST) Redemption that is available on Sundays. This is essential in order to re-establish the bucolic balance that is being distorted in present day Nova Scotia.
Being of long-standing Nova Scotia Scots Presbyterian descent myself, I think I understand this now. We need to educate all of those Sunday shoppers in the error of their ways.
