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June 2nd, 2008, 07:41 AM
Look and learn guys!
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but it's a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. Sleep lightly hide
the kitchen utensils.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "F**K YOU!!"
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. Th is will later result in a man asking,
"What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Look and learn guys!
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but it's a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. Sleep lightly hide
the kitchen utensils.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "F**K YOU!!"
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. Th is will later result in a man asking,
"What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.
