Imperturbability Found
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Location: Underground Parking Level Four
May 27th, 2008, 12:41 AM
"IN THE BEGINNING
A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the
answer to Where do pets come from? Adam and Eve said: Lord, when we were
in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you
anymore. We are lonesome here and it is difficult for us to remember how
much you love us.
And God said, No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be
with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so
that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how
selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will
accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of
yourselves.
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it
was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased
to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, Lord, I
have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of
a name for this new animal.
And God said, No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a
reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own
name, and you will call him DOG.
And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved
them. And they were comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content
and wagged his tail.
After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said:
Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen
like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has
indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.
And God said, No problem! I will create for them a companion who will be
with them forever and who will see them as they are. The companion will
remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not
always worthy of adoration. And God created CAT to be a companion to
Adam and Eve.
And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's
eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings. And Adam
and Eve learned humility. And they were greatly improved. And God was
pleased. And Dog was happy. And Cat didn't care one way or the other. "
"IN THE BEGINNING
A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the
answer to Where do pets come from? Adam and Eve said: Lord, when we were
in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you
anymore. We are lonesome here and it is difficult for us to remember how
much you love us.
And God said, No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be
with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so
that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how
selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will
accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of
yourselves.
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it
was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased
to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, Lord, I
have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of
a name for this new animal.
And God said, No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a
reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own
name, and you will call him DOG.
And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved
them. And they were comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content
and wagged his tail.
After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said:
Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen
like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has
indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.
And God said, No problem! I will create for them a companion who will be
with them forever and who will see them as they are. The companion will
remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not
always worthy of adoration. And God created CAT to be a companion to
Adam and Eve.
And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's
eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings. And Adam
and Eve learned humility. And they were greatly improved. And God was
pleased. And Dog was happy. And Cat didn't care one way or the other. "
