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May 25th, 2008, 08:05 PM
The Duck Hunter
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search
ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve
a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever
believe him.
He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by
nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited
by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell. The
dog responded and jumped into the water.
The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to
retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. The friend saw
everything but did not say a single word.
On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything
unusual about my new dog?" "I sure did," responded his friend. "He can't
swim.
The Duck Hunter
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search
ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve
a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever
believe him.
He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by
nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited
by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell. The
dog responded and jumped into the water.
The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to
retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. The friend saw
everything but did not say a single word.
On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything
unusual about my new dog?" "I sure did," responded his friend. "He can't
swim.
