My daughter is a brat!!

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While saying good night to her dog, I heard my daughter her say "OMG, the dog is dead, he's not breathing....Jay!! Jay!!"

Being the pillar of clam and strength, I run into the room yelling "What's wrong with the dog!!???" only to find her laughing her ass off!!

Brat, who is teaching her such things!!

That's all, carry on.
 
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Bwahahahahahahah my kids pull that kind of stuff on there Mom all the time :lol: They used to try it with me till Dad blew his stack end of problem :lol: :wink: Now its moms problem :p
 
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mrmom2 said:
Bwahahahahahahah my kids pull that kind of stuff on there Mom all the time :lol: They used to try it with me till Dad blew his stack end of problem :lol: :wink: Now its moms problem :p
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That's basically what I did. I told her that was a little "carried" away and NOT FUNNY!
 
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Thats right peepee I'm fecking terrible thats why all the neighborhood kids come play here :roll: What would you know about parenting anyways :?
 
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RE: My daughter is a brat

I know exactly enough about parenting to have studiously avoided having children.

That sounds like the kind of thing I used to teach my nieces and nephews, Said. You don't have a brother who shows up and reads them Hunter Thompson for a bedtime story, trains them to bring him beer as soon as they can walk, and encourages them to park your truck way out in the middle of field, do you?
 
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Being the pillar of clam...
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The pillar of clam? CLAM? That's one of the funniest typos I've seen in a long time. Wonderful visual image goes with it. Good one, Said1, hang on to that one, it's a winner.

BTW, as one of six children myself, and the father of several more, I can assure you that at a certain age, all children are brats. No doubt it helps if you can be a pillar of clam... :wink:
 
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My kids will pull stunts about a lot of things, but death is not one of them. My oldest is a hopeless prankster, but cried for over an hour, and on more than one occasion when his pet spiny mouse died. I can't say much, i bawled when I was 17, not 8, when my albino mouse snoopy died.

You should have seen he and I when one of our kittens died a month and a half ago
 
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Dexter Sinister said:
Said1 said:
Being the pillar of clam...
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The pillar of clam? CLAM? That's one of the funniest typos I've seen in a long time. Wonderful visual image goes with it. Good one, Said1, hang on to that one, it's a winner.

BTW, as one of six children myself, and the father of several more, I can assure you that at a certain age, all children are brats. No doubt it helps if you can be a pillar of clam... :wink:
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Really?? My only exposure to chiildrennn haz bin wit my one and olly dotter. How long does this stag las? When kin I cpect her to leeve home...age 12-13.

PS: I hope those 5 other kids I get paid to work with don't show up. :lol:
 
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Reverend Blair said:
I know exactly enough about parenting to have studiously avoided having children.

That sounds like the kind of thing I used to teach my nieces and nephews, Said. You don't have a brother who shows up and reads them Hunter Thompson for a bedtime story, trains them to bring him beer as soon as they can walk, and encourages them to park your truck way out in the middle of field, do you?
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My uncles were bad, I mean REALLY bad, so was my mother and father and so on. Practical jokes are a way of life in our family, if you can't take it, you won't survive. :lol:

The "dog is dead" joke was a little much, but the overall tone of my thread was not serious, forgot the smilies.
 
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My family wasn't big on pranks....neighbours...yeah,I got my fair share pulled on me. my oldest is really bad with Whoopee cushions, joy buzzers etc. He wants me to have a girl so he can teach her everything he knows...why? apparently because "nobody ever expects the girls" :lol:
 
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Re: RE: My daughter is a brat

Said1 said:
My uncles were bad, I mean REALLY bad, so was my mother and father and so on. Practical jokes are a way of life in our family, if you can't take it, you won't survive. :lol:

The "dog is dead" joke was a little much, but the overall tone of my thread was not serious, forgot the smilies.
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Yes, that's all very interesting Said1, really, but do you ever wake up in the morning with that undeniable feeling that you are no more, nor less than a pillar of clam...just waiting to be shucked?

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Vanni Fucci said:
Said1 said:
My uncles were bad, I mean REALLY bad, so was my mother and father and so on. Practical jokes are a way of life in our family, if you can't take it, you won't survive. :lol:

The "dog is dead" joke was a little much, but the overall tone of my thread was not serious, forgot the smilies.
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Yes, that's all very interesting Said1, really, but do you ever wake up in the morning with that undeniable feeling that you are no more, nor less than a pillar of clam...just waiting to be shucked?

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Nope. I live in a fish tank with a fancy castle that makes bubbles. :lol:
 
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Re: RE: My daughter is a brat!!

manda said:
My family wasn't big on pranks....neighbours...yeah,I got my fair share pulled on me. my oldest is really bad with Whoopee cushions, joy buzzers etc. He wants me to have a girl so he can teach her everything he knows...why? apparently because "nobody ever expects the girls" :lol:
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Whoopee cushions......praise the dog for chewing both of them to smithereens! :lol:
 
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Really?? My only exposure to chiildrennn haz bin wit my one and olly dotter. How long does this stag las? When kin I cpect her to leeve home...age 12-13.
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Both mine are still at home, 19 & 23 and no sign of either moving out anytime soon. And this stage lasts for a couple of years, at least :wink: Hang in there, it gets better and worse.
 
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RE: My daughter is a brat

Most annoying practical joke ever? Dump a bottle of dish soap in the back of the toilet.

Second prize? Show when they are away for the weekend and turn everything in the house upside down.
 
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Reverend Blair said:
Most annoying practical joke ever? Dump a bottle of dish soap in the back of the toilet.

Second prize? Show when they are away for the weekend and turn everything in the house upside down.
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Hubby did the upside down thing to one of his sisters and then bombarded with them stuffed animals when they walked in the door. He did so many nasty little things to all his nieces and nephews and their parents while babysitting I would not let anyone of them look after my kids.
 
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