Cosmo!!!!

October 3rd, 2004, 02:57 PM

Hey cosmo!!!! I know you don't I

October 3rd, 2004, 03:02 PM

Its you alright!!! I just tried to call you and the you are online...come on you bitch start yaking... and don't be telling anything about me :P I gotta go there is a big garage sale down the road I gotta check it out

October 3rd, 2004, 03:29 PM

Peapod! (aka Biff) ... yup, it's me. Checking out where you've been spending all your time. Quite the think tank around here. Seems you're in good company

Geez, another month and we can buzz the garage sales together! I'll have to stock up on caffeine (and, possibly some kind of methanphetimene) to keep up with you. Either that or I'll slip a valium into your morning coffee, but either way, I'm looking forward.

Back to reading ...

October 3rd, 2004, 04:07 PM

Yes I can hardly wait myself...double trouble...woha...board people the cosmo and peapod were roomates many years ago and adventures we did have Harley mama...yes the cosmo had herself a harley...it was a real babe magnet for us...kinda reverse in a way But I drew the line on leather pants...peapod does not wear leather pants the jacket is ok...and I also draw the line on a red hankie around my neck oh ya we were bad mamas and I am glad you will have your place to live in this time....what a slob man :P

October 4th, 2004, 01:24 PM

Cosmo...buddy just getting outta bed...don't lie either...nice to be unemployed is it not?

October 12th, 2004, 09:03 PM

Hey lesbo :P I am just heading for my lattie and my jest, and I see you here..trying to sneak in when I am not around eh? Well I will meet you back here around nine for chit chat..... :P

October 12th, 2004, 11:21 PM

Well whata got to say for yourself? are you all packed up yet? when are you leaving the beautiful kootenays...bringing any cousins :P

October 13th, 2004, 12:37 AM

Heya peapod,

Cleaned like a maniac all day. Man, do I got stuff. We'll be leaving as soon as we can get al lthis crap into boxes and into a damn U-Haul. Latest will be end of the month. We gotta stop in Abbotsford and visit Mommy Dearest on the way. That'll be a treat. Nothing like a little psychosis after a long day's drive.

As for cousins, I can swing by the "Pump-Kin" festival and pick up a couple of inbreds to bring ya if you're looking for a new squeeze! Not that bright, but then again, neither is your little paper mache doll guy!

Hello to the Starbuck's crew. We're looking forward to meeting all your followers.

Off to bed ... will follow your thread tomorrow to see what trouble you've gotten into tonite!

cosmo

October 13th, 2004, 12:54 AM

You call your own mother mommy dearest??

October 13th, 2004, 12:56 AM

Yes she can! and that being awful dam kind if you ask me

October 13th, 2004, 12:13 PM

Hey cosmo...how is my favorite lesbian this morning :P :P :P and a when you move back here...you can look at me...but you cannot touch :P :P :P :P :P :P

October 13th, 2004, 12:18 PM

Ok you can occasionally pinch my ass :P but nothing else...and I do recall that you snore also :P :P

October 13th, 2004, 12:19 PM

how many people do you know on this forum peapod??? it confuses me ... you know everyone! (or is it just me who thinks that?)

October 13th, 2004, 12:24 PM

The morans I know follow me everywhere ricky...I dunno know, they keep trying to suck up some of my personality...but it won't work...I know cosmo for many years...we use to be room mates...I was the straight one :P :P but she had a harley and good sense of humor so I tolerated her.... I know the following morans here at the board...galaniomama, cosmos, sparky, a few that don't say anything but lurk...the same thing they do in real life :P :P and someone has joined this board with my nickname...and I know cosmo has something to do with it...but she denies and denies...I have many friends ricky...because well I am peapod and there is no other like me :P :P :P

mwaaahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahaha

October 13th, 2004, 12:25 PM

Andem ... Yes. Since we have not officially met, I cannot tell if you are wondering why I would be so sweet to her or if you are referring, as I was to the campy classic video. (No wire hangers!) I could have, I supposed, referred to her as Mrs. Bates, although I have managed to spend enough time on the couch to have my Norman-like tendencies well under control. Ok, most of the time.

Actually, my family was the Waltons ... on crack. Ask peapod. But since the matriarch and patriarch are in the twilight days I am very nice to them. No sense whipping up any bad karma over water under the bridge, I say! I didn't win the gene pool lottery but I find cynicism and sarcasm are a fine substitute for familial bonding. Works for us, anyway.

So out of curiosity, how do you refer to your mother?

October 13th, 2004, 12:29 PM

OK peapod ... you are unique!

October 13th, 2004, 12:29 PM

On crack!!!! now why are you giving your family compliaments! they were more like the people under the stairs :P it was a trama living with you....but hey we had some real good times...remember the trip to calgary....you are so lucky I did not kick the **** out of you...but I left my daytons at home that weekend :P :P :P

October 13th, 2004, 12:35 PM

Hey ... are we posting bedroom secrets to this board now? I imagine I could recall a few that the local group may find interesting about you, peapod Snoring may be the least of it, girlfriend!

Pinch your ass? Sheesh! Being a lesbo means pinching only those who are willing to reciprocate. You straight chicks are way too uptight about the whole ass pinching thing. Besides, you can't make up your minds whether you're pissed off when we do hit on you or insulted when we don't. Waaaay to complicated. I'll stick to my very own dyke. Besides, she'd whup us both if there was any pinching going on! (Believe it or not, peapod, I actually behave myself this time around!)

You did look pretty cute in my leather coat on the back of my Harley, tho. Even with you screeching in my ear and clasping my boobs every time I turned a corner.