Bush Accuses Saddam of Telling the Truth

Paranoid Dot Calm

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Andy Borowitz: Bush Accuses Saddam of Telling the Truth
Evildoer Knowingly Came Clean on WMD's, President Charges
By Andy Borowitz
January 13, 2005

Just hours after confirming that the search for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq was over, President George W. Bush leveled his harshest charge ever at Saddam Hussein, accusing the former Iraqi dictator of "knowingly telling the truth" about not possessing WMD in the months leading up to the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq.

"After years of lying about his weapons, Saddam Hussein willfully decided to tell the truth about them," Mr. Bush said. "His treachery knows no bounds."

http://www.yubanet.com/artman/publish/article_17059.shtml
 

Paranoid Dot Calm

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Andy Borowitz: Bush Accuses Saddam of Telling the Truth
Evildoer Knowingly Came Clean on WMD's, President Charges
By Andy Borowitz
January 13, 2005

Just hours after confirming that the search for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq was over, President George W. Bush leveled his harshest charge ever at Saddam Hussein, accusing the former Iraqi dictator of "knowingly telling the truth" about not possessing WMD in the months leading up to the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq.

"After years of lying about his weapons, Saddam Hussein willfully decided to tell the truth about them," Mr. Bush said. "His treachery knows no bounds."

http://www.yubanet.com/artman/publish/article_17059.shtml
 

Paranoid Dot Calm

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Andy Borowitz: Bush Accuses Saddam of Telling the Truth
Evildoer Knowingly Came Clean on WMD's, President Charges
By Andy Borowitz
January 13, 2005

Just hours after confirming that the search for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq was over, President George W. Bush leveled his harshest charge ever at Saddam Hussein, accusing the former Iraqi dictator of "knowingly telling the truth" about not possessing WMD in the months leading up to the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq.

"After years of lying about his weapons, Saddam Hussein willfully decided to tell the truth about them," Mr. Bush said. "His treachery knows no bounds."

http://www.yubanet.com/artman/publish/article_17059.shtml
 

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Bush has some strange quotes lately.

Like the one about "winning the election is proof people support what he is doing in Iraq". or something along those lines.

But he forgets the religious right came out in extra droves to vote because of the "gay marriage votes" and Bush's stand on abortion.

Bush is so ridiculous.
 

no1important

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Bush has some strange quotes lately.

Like the one about "winning the election is proof people support what he is doing in Iraq". or something along those lines.

But he forgets the religious right came out in extra droves to vote because of the "gay marriage votes" and Bush's stand on abortion.

Bush is so ridiculous.
 

no1important

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Bush has some strange quotes lately.

Like the one about "winning the election is proof people support what he is doing in Iraq". or something along those lines.

But he forgets the religious right came out in extra droves to vote because of the "gay marriage votes" and Bush's stand on abortion.

Bush is so ridiculous.
 

Just the Facts

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Re: RE: Bush Accuses Saddam of Telling the Truth

no1important said:
But he forgets the religious right came out in extra droves to vote because of the "gay marriage votes" and Bush's stand on abortion.

Actually that's not true. The religious right has always, for the most part (at least in the past couple of decades), voted republican. It's the swing voters that swung the vote.
 

Just the Facts

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Re: RE: Bush Accuses Saddam of Telling the Truth

no1important said:
But he forgets the religious right came out in extra droves to vote because of the "gay marriage votes" and Bush's stand on abortion.

Actually that's not true. The religious right has always, for the most part (at least in the past couple of decades), voted republican. It's the swing voters that swung the vote.
 

Just the Facts

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Oct 15, 2004
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Re: RE: Bush Accuses Saddam of Telling the Truth

no1important said:
But he forgets the religious right came out in extra droves to vote because of the "gay marriage votes" and Bush's stand on abortion.

Actually that's not true. The religious right has always, for the most part (at least in the past couple of decades), voted republican. It's the swing voters that swung the vote.