More than '10,000 MISSING asylum seekers in Britain'

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- so WHERE are they?

MORE than 10,000 asylum seekers are missing in Britain, according to the UK’s top ranking immigration official.


And three times as many failed asylum seekers are still here more than two years after all appeals against their removal were exhausted.

Critics of the UK’s soft-touch immigration system said the figures exposed a culture of complacency from those in charge of security.

The figures come after five Iranians were caught entering Britain illegally, arrested and told to “report in regularly”.

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More than '10,000 MISSING asylum seekers in Britain' | UK | News | Daily Express
 

Machjo

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It's time the UK adopted the Door-Knock Act. Immigration officers would do their rounds knocking on every door in the UK day and night. If no answer, they break the door down to see if anyone's home. If so, they ask for ID. If you're an illegal, you're removed from the UK or if that's not possible, you get put in front of a regimental firing squad.

And any British citizen who gives any immigration official any lip for waking him up at 3 am and who has no dual nationality and so can't be removed also faces the regimental firing squad.

No more illegal immigration within five years, guaranteed.
 

darkbeaver

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Yes the "five year plan" old but effective.

A sad end to a once great Empire. next

Us Canadians should disintangle as soon as possible, the homeland is no more, a great tidal wave of stupid has washed it away. Crown jewels and all. They used tyo build cars and rock bands,
 

Machjo

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Yes the "five year plan" old but effective.

A sad end to a once great Empire. next

But at least there'll be no more illegals and way fewer mouthy citizens who disrespect the authority of those immigration officers who would work so hard 24/7. It has to be 24/7 to make it unpredictable when the officers will knock on the door so illegals can't work around officers' schedules.

And since anyone can harbour an illegal, every residence will need to be checked at random times.

The alternative option is Brexit. Once the jobs dry up, illegals will be queuing up at the immigration office asking for a ticket back home.
 

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Let me guess, all males between the ages of 18 and 45 and all wake up in the middle of the night with cold sweats, yelling some chant that only ISIS members know. Something like 'John McCain you little f*cker.'
 

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But at least there'll be no more illegals and way fewer mouthy citizens who disrespect the authority of those immigration officers who would work so hard 24/7. It has to be 24/7 to make it unpredictable when the officers will knock on the door so illegals can't work around officers' schedules.

And since anyone can harbour an illegal, every residence will need to be checked at random times.

The alternative option is Brexit. Once the jobs dry up, illegals will be queuing up at the immigration office asking for a ticket back home.

LOL, the jobs won't be drying up anytime soon. Let me tell you something I learned about economists from a friend of mine who is now a retired professor of economics. If you ask 3 economists the same question, you'll get 4 different answers.