I'm here but not queer. Get used to it.

Machjo

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Well, I might be queer, but not gay. Well, I'm usually gay, but even then, I'm still not queer. Oh, damned English language! Never mind.
 
Machjo

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Ron in Regina said:
Umm....Did you get a second opinion....just to be sure? 8O
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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No, she didn't want a baby and so never got pregnant. Turned out for the better in the end seeing that the cheating bitch left me.

Hmmm... was it that I wasn't gay enough, or that I was too queer?
 
Ron in Regina

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Machjo said:
No, she didn't want a baby and so never got pregnant. Turned out for the better in the end seeing that the cheating bitch left me.

Hmmm... was it that I wasn't gay enough, or that I was too queer?
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I don't know. I'm a poor Judge of these things, and usually don't pick up
those signs unless someone is physically wearing a sign.
 
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Now this thread makes sense. I had no idea what this thread was about until I saw that Bear had necroed a thread from the bowels of the earth...er forums.;-):lol:
 
Francis2004

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Machjo said:
No, she didn't want a baby and so never got pregnant. Turned out for the better in the end seeing that the cheating bitch left me.

Hmmm... was it that I wasn't gay enough, or that I was too queer?
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Hey, Queer guys get girls pregnant so if that's new angle you trying let me know if it works.. I need some new lines like because "is your horoscope the same as mine' just aint cutting it anymore..

Lets see if these work :lol:

1) " Hey baby, do our earings match ? "
2) " Gosh I love pink undies, how about you ? "
3) " my heals are killing me can you rub my .... ? " ( you sick bastrds that was feet )
4) " you shave your beard and I will shave mine too 8O "
 
Machjo

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SirFrancis2004 said:
Hey, Queer guys get girls pregnant so if that's new angle you trying let me know if it works.. I need some new lines like because "is your horoscope the same as mine' just aint cutting it anymore..

Lets see if these work :lol:

1) " Hey baby, do our earings match ? "
2) " Gosh I love pink undies, how about you ? "
3) " my heals are killing me can you rub my .... ? " ( you sick bastrds that was feet )
4) " you shave your beard and I will shave mine too 8O "
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Oh my, and the truth comes out about you huh?

I might be queer (yet to be decided), but I'm certainly not homosexual; though I am usually gay.

Don't you love the English language?

Now as for pick-up lines:

'I'll lick yours if you suck mine.'

'Do you like the number 69?'

'Would you like a lick-and-poke?'

'I'm trying to earn my red wings on you; would you mind?'

Too direct? Yeah, I thought so; I'll keep working on it.
 
Francis2004

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Machjo said:
Oh my, and the truth comes out about you huh?

I might be queer (yet to be decided), but I'm certainly not homosexual; though I am usually gay.

Don't you love the English language?

Now as for pick-up lines:

'I'll lick yours if you suck mine.'

'Do you like the number 69?'

'Would you like a lick-and-poke?'

'I'm trying to earn my red wings on you; would you mind?'

Too direct? Yeah, I thought so; I'll keep working on it.
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Ha ha ha .. :lol: Well that would be a shocker for my 18 and 5 year olds.. 8O

Funny come back lines and yes its great how you can use the English language ( and French ) to make life colourful...
 
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