This is just too much. Can these kind of things be going on elsewhere? If they are...there is a big problem.
I think this ranks as one of the funniest things that I have ever read. Makes you wonder who was in control on this outstanding bill.
He was either jerking her around as she was being so polite and figured that he had her or she thought if I remain calm and nonthreatening, the bill will get paid.
This deserves `FIVE STARS`.
You have made my day and I applaud you for that.
BTW: I'm printing it...