I'll be my cat. She has it EASY.
Some young strapping young man, naturally.
How presumptious of the OP poster to assume we're all human...in my world I am a gawd...my world is very very small....
I loved the Turkey Volture response....Turkey Voltures are cool animals. We have one at a sactuary here in BC. His name is Archy and he is lovely. Makes the most beautiful helicoptor sound and shows of his gorgous wings...he's such a flirt!
k, If I had to choose I'd be a tiger...eat me a little human and live in India...
No, Twila just that you like and approve of the word `weird`. Works well.