I work as a stagehand/rigger, and I come home so freaking dirty from even the easiest gig that I shower two, three times a day.
You do not want my laundry bill. Nor my skin cream bill.
What's weird, karrie, is that you women bother to be as stunningly pretty as you are - us guys are ugly (no false modesty here) and we know women are insane (otherwise why would you find us attractive?).
Women just need to show up and tolerate us - no need for makeup or dresses.
Mind you - I wear a kilt all summer.