Rock Stars Whose Expiry Date Has Passed

[missile]

Ozzy Osbourne and Gene Simmons are the first two I never want to see or hear again. They were both great way back when, but their day has passed and only the nostalgia of the older generation keeps them going. Even the Energizer bunny wears out after a time:smile:

 

[Kreskin]

Gene Simmons looks scarier without his KISS makeup.

 

[missile]

Iggy Pop looks even worse,but he hasn't has a facelift like Simmons did & the old fart had better start wearing a shirt while performing. Just to pick on some of our own: April Wine and Trooper have seen better decades.

 

[missile]

Angus Young: put away or burn those stupid schoolboy shorts you insist on wearing. You're in your 50's!

 

[DurkaDurka]

Elton John, Celine Dion, Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Michael Jackson... off the top of my head

 

[karrie]

When I was having my new windows installed, the window installers were all psyched because they were heading to see Ozzy Osbourne. The next day when I asked how their concert was, they said he was pretty much just a walking corpse... shuffling along, worn out and exhausted after a few songs.

The man needs for whatever pact he made with the devil to run out so his corpse can finally collapse! He seriously just seems like a zombie at this point.

 

[lone wolf]

ALICE! Whenya gonna put away the goth make-up and be Vincent again?

Woof!

 

[Unforgiven]

Well well well, doesn't this sound just like a tiny group of buzzards. 0_o

 

[warrior_won]

This is an easy one. Just about every new act that the record labels have signed over the last decade. Is it just me, or does it seem that there is nothing good being released by the record labels anymore?

 

[lone wolf]

When you consider the probes do a lot of their scouting based on the numbers on MySpace and Youtube now, what's that tell you about where the next Beatles will be found?

Woof!

 

[#juan]

When I was having my new windows installed, the window installers were all psyched because they were heading to see Ozzy Osbourne. The next day when I asked how their concert was, they said he was pretty much just a walking corpse... shuffling along, worn out and exhausted after a few songs.

The man needs for whatever pact he made with the devil to run out so his corpse can finally collapse! He seriously just seems like a zombie at this point.

Some Ozzy Osbourne fans are just about as weird and decrepit as he is.

 

[lone wolf]

I know a few deadheads who still haven't accepted Jerry Garcia isn't among us any more....

Woof!

 

[Toro]

The Rolling Stones.

 

[DurkaDurka]

I know a few deadheads who still haven't accepted Jerry Garcia isn't among us any more....

Woof!

so true, the acid flashbacks keeps Jerry alive I guess.

 

[Brat]

This is an easy one. Just about every new act that the record labels have signed over the last decade. Is it just me, or does it seem that there is nothing good being released by the record labels anymore?

Hahaha, that's what my parents use to say!
And I've caught myself saying that to my kids.

 

[lone wolf]

Uh-oh... Brat, that called a sign of ... oh, never mind....

Guess so is knowing the lyrics (even if it IS a weird arrangement) to some great new tunz the kids are playing....

Woof

 

[Gemini911]

CHER! gawd she is awful. And Billy Joel. There's a station on XM thats always playing Billy Joel!

 

[DurkaDurka]

CHER! gawd she is awful. And Billy Joel. There's a station on XM thats always playing Billy Joel!

I'll second those 2... Cher actually scares me.

 

[Impetus]

Robert Plant and Jimmy Page

With a tour in the works likely to run into a few wrinkles.

Muz

 

[mrmom2]

I'll second those 2... Cher actually scares me.

Who you kidding Durka she called you be all over the old bag :lol::lol::lol: