I Think My Son Needs To See A Couselor


Itsa Debacle
#1
My husband and I are not into politics. We don't vote; we are American. I am concerned because my 15 year old son- who claims not to be political either- has been creating poorly photoshopped porn of Obama, Ron Paul and Hilary Clinton. For example, I found a picture on his computer of Ron Paul's head crudely pasted on to a nude woman's body. The Ron Paul woman was performing a disgusting sex act on a male who now has the head of Ms. Clinton. There are several pictures like this with various other Political figures (John Edwards, Maria Shriver, John Howard, the list goes on), and a few featuring Dustin Diamond, or "Screech" from the television program Saved By The Bell. I am posting here because I do not know what to make of this, and I found these forums in his internet history. At first I thought it must be some kind of inside joke but he has gone to great lengths to hide these images in a Windows system folder which leads me to believe he is "using" the photos for self gratification. Right now I'm debating whether or not I should confront him, delete the images, or pretend I didn't see them and let life go on as usual. My husband gets off work several hours after my son returns home from school, so consulting him at the moment is out of the question.

If anyone has any insight or advice please share.
 
DurkaDurka
#2
I would congratulate your son.


lawling at the "Dustin Diamond" reference, this has to be a hoax thread
 
thomaska
#3
Um yeah...

roflcopters at anyone pleasuring themselves to a pic of the Hildebeast...
 
lone wolf
#4
Maybe there's a future waiting for him in the Ministry of Propaganda....

Woof!
 
DurkaDurka
#5
Quote: Originally Posted by thomaskaView Post

Um yeah...

roflcopters at anyone pleasuring themselves to a pic of the Hildebeast...

lmao. Screech and Hillary... mmm
 
Curiosity
#6
ItsaDebacle - dear dear mother of obviously genius endowed offspring

I believe your son has found the destined truth about all politically inclined creatures who are in reality narcissists of the first order that they necessarily experience their own orgasmic delights in hearing the sound of their voices generating applause from thousands of believers... truth be damned!

In addition your son has implemented personally a very creative methodology of demonstrating it for public (and his own ) personal consumption.

It isn't often one so young can discern the true focus of any politician - with all the rhetorical promise-making they deliver to the masses: there is really only one destination their rhetorical garbage can lead us to - seeking self satisfaction because these promise-makers have no interest in doing the work for us.
 
DurkaDurka
#7
I'm sorry, but no kid would understand the historical significance of Dustin Diamond unless they have been in a suspended animation since the late 80's. It's lies, all lies.
 
Unforgiven
#8
Not to worry, though you and your husband don't vote and don't do politics is no need to panic. You have a young Republican there and he's just feeling his way through the first few layers of associating hatred with sex. Before long he will be learning to donkey punch, the dirty Sanchez and the coded hand signals that identify him as one of the new old boy, like the shocker.

He's Ivy League material you see and it's what you do with him from here on that will determine whether he goes on the join the skull and cross bones or hanging out, watching tv and drinking a Bud.

Have you thought of giving him some firearms and registering him with the NRA?
 
Curiosity
#9
Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurkaView Post

I'm sorry, but no kid would understand the historical significance of Dustin Diamond unless they have been in a suspended animation since the late 80's. It's lies, all lies.

Durka

Dang - I thought we had one young person who found a use for all these twits who run for office. It's a spin eh? Well creative enough. Good catch dating the players.
 
DaSleeper
#10
I was just wondering if 16 years a go she might have had an encounter with a CC artist named..............Naah
 
Itsa Debacle
#11
Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurkaView Post

I'm sorry, but no kid would understand the historical significance of Dustin Diamond unless they have been in a suspended animation since the late 80's. It's lies, all lies.

As I understand it, Dustin Diamond recently produced and starred in a pornographic video which somehow got into the hands of one of the boys on my son's soccer team. This issue has already been dealt with.

Thank you for the replies. I understand how absurd the situation sounds but I would greatly appreciate more serious responses.
 
Curiosity
#12
Debacle

Ummmmmmmm I thought we were serious.

If you are serious - why are you addressing a bunch of strangers on a message forum rather than consulting with a professional?
 
eh1eh
#13
Is your sons name Reiley? Just a shot.
 
IdRatherBeSkiing
#14
Sounds to me, if it is indeed real, that this could just be the makings of a normal horney teenager with a wierd sense of humour (a given with most teenagers imho). Ignore.
 
Curiosity
#15
Hmmmmmm there are a few candidates I would be concerned if your son sought gratification over their pictures......

Fred Thompson comes to mind for one....not really your sexually exciting material is he?
 
Tonington
#16
Quote: Originally Posted by eh1ehView Post

Is your sons name Reiley? Just a shot.

:notwor thy:
 
lone wolf
#17
Hmmm... I zeek maybe your son hass a fixzation on zeeing z Democrats go and screw zemselves. Ziss is perfectly normal for ze hyoung adult. Chust allow him to vear a zoot and attend Republikan rallies and I am zhure he vill mature....

Seriously, if this is a serious problem for you, I'd suggest we are not the professionals you seek.

Woof!
 
Curiosity
#18
Well Republicans don't have carnal relations anyhoo....they birth through artificial insemination - reviewing their sad offering, I'd say the Democrates have more sexually charged folk in the lineup...matter of fact that may be their true "calling".
 
Itsa Debacle
#19
Quote: Originally Posted by CuriosityView Post

Debacle

Ummmmmmmm I thought we were serious.

If you are serious - why are you addressing a bunch of strangers on a message forum rather than consulting with a professional?

I'm addressing a bunch of strangers because I wanted to hear from web savvy individuals. I do have a sense of humor, after all, and the pictures are far funnier than they are sexy; a school psychiatrist may not understand that. If it were identified as an internet meme I would no longer have to worry about whether or not my son has a very specific and potentially unhealthy fetish. Based on the replies thus far it doesn't seem like the pictures were part of a forward or downloaded from a humor website, and if he did indeed create an entire folder of political porn my husband and I will have an awkward talk with him this evening.
Last edited by Itsa Debacle; Nov 5th, 2007 at 05:21 PM..Reason: Quoted the wrong post
 
lone wolf
#20
I suggest plenty of praise with that awkward talk because it sounds like the boy has a talent worth investigating. Feel free to post 'em on the Beach....

Woof!
 
Curiosity
#21
Good Girl Debacle

As long as you and your husband are in total agreement with that solution - it's got to be both of you together in confronting an awkward situation for your son.

Personally I think if your story is true - you are darn lucky to have such a neat kid - and if he wasn't experimenting with his sexual desires - that would be a whole other worry.

The key here is not to 'shame him' - you might want to play up the humor and adult concept he has created - who knows he may be the next satirical comedy writer - your offspring.

Sounds like he can handle the family conference - be sure it's done with love, I repeat humor again, understanding, and helping him to cross over into the adult world where some things aren't always fun or intelligent.... as long as he can tell the difference or feels free to ask you both ......you will have given him a great gift of comfort with you both from the old crow harpie stuff of: Sex is bad.

No kid wants to feel shame...ever....please hold that in your heart.

PS: I apologize for mocking you - you are an unusual mom -
 
hermanntrude
#22
Quote: Originally Posted by Itsa DebacleView Post

I'm addressing a bunch of strangers because I wanted to hear from web savvy individuals. I do have a sense of humor, after all, and the pictures are far funnier than they are sexy; a school psychiatrist may not understand that. If it were identified as an internet meme I would no longer have to worry about whether or not my son has a very specific and potentially unhealthy fetish. Based on the replies thus far it doesn't seem like the pictures were part of a forward or downloaded from a humor website, and if he did indeed create an entire folder of political porn my husband and I will have an awkward talk with him this evening.

it is pretty weird stuff, but it's not impossible someone forwarded them to him, after all there's enough smutty spam in the world to fill twenty million inboxes, and the fact we haven't seen them is no proof they don't exist elsewhere. However if he DID make them himself I'd suggest you ask him several questions: most important is why he did it. Obviously he won't tell you "because i want to spank the monkey while looking at them" even if that's the case, although it seems unlikely (it DOES take all sorts to make a world, though). Perhaps he just likes the shock value and passes them to friends to enjoy their reactions.

Another question you might want to consider is that if this is YOUR computer, what is HE doing storing sensitive material like that on it?
 
Nuggler
#23
Yerkin off eh? Yust yerkin off!!??

If ahe can change de hans mitout missin a strokke he hasa gooda karreerr asa drummer.

Forgett de counsell an enrol de kid in de music skool

Me vife be sayin I missed der kallin eh!!

All dem yeers I coooda been a Jeanie Karupa eh, or a Buddy Rich, mebbe even a Ringo Starrr.......(gawd ferbid eh)

Don't verrry, He's a gooood boy, Ole kan tell frum here eh!

Vat you kall it..............der self gratify........??.........Ah Geeesuzzz........dat's a lol fer sur eh

Velkom to der CC, by der vay. Vee gots dem here vatt ken do it mit der feets an alll.....hahahahahahah.......lots a yerk offfs here fer sur.........inklude me too also..........hahahahaha

.<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Ders Ringo now!!! Now der's a drummer by der Jeez eh


 
JoeSchmoe
#24
I suggest that you and your husband vote. You folks are what is wrong with democracies these days.... apathy.

And your son is a nut. Send him to boarding school in another state.
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#25
I think your son has a future in politics. he already is practising the fine art of the political hand shake...lol...
 
Itsa Debacle
#26
I think it's only fair to give an update after all the helpful replies to this topic.

Monday night my husband and I had a discussion about our son's creative collection of political art. Since my husband has a knack for computers he looked around our son's laptop to see if he could determine whether the pictures were downloaded or created. Sure enough, he found a separate hidden folder with the original, unedited images; there is no doubt that our little boy was the artist.

Yesterday evening we had a talk with him. It was awkward at first, but after we made it clear we were not angry he loosened up and explained that sometimes he prefers funny, ie humorous, porn, which also explains the blooper videos that were in yet another hidden folder. It's bizarre, but the thing my son was most defensive about were his photoshop skills! Apparently he purposely makes his edits obvious to add to the humor.

To sum it up:
  • My son likes to look at and create images of politicians, both Democrat and Republican, in compromising positions.
  • He is not looking to date a voluptuous girl with the head of Rudy Giuliani.
Thanks for taking me seriously. Someone suggested I post some of the images in the beach (wrecked beach?), which I may do later today assuming it is not against the rules.
 
DurkaDurka
#27
PLEASE POST THESE IMAGES! Seriously, I would love to see screech in a compromising position.
 
karrie
#28
Mild nudity is permitted, pornography is not. But, you have the software to edit them obviously, so that you can share them with all the naughty bits covered up, right?
 
DurkaDurka
#29
Quote: Originally Posted by karrieView Post

Mild nudity is permitted, pornography is not. But, you have the software to edit them obviously, so that you can share them with all the naughty bits covered up, right?

Karrie, don't rain on the parade. This isn't pornography, it's art.
 
Curiosity
#30
Dear Debacle

Promise me in five years I can have his autograph....he's gonna be somebody... start figuring out your new house and new cars and and and......

Seriously - good for you - you just advanced my thought parenthood is alive and well and still the best bloody thing we have going for our future.
 
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