I Think My Son Needs To See A Couselor

[Itsa Debacle]

My husband and I are not into politics. We don't vote; we are American. I am concerned because my 15 year old son- who claims not to be political either- has been creating poorly photoshopped porn of Obama, Ron Paul and Hilary Clinton. For example, I found a picture on his computer of Ron Paul's head crudely pasted on to a nude woman's body. The Ron Paul woman was performing a disgusting sex act on a male who now has the head of Ms. Clinton. There are several pictures like this with various other Political figures (John Edwards, Maria Shriver, John Howard, the list goes on), and a few featuring Dustin Diamond, or "Screech" from the television program Saved By The Bell. I am posting here because I do not know what to make of this, and I found these forums in his internet history. At first I thought it must be some kind of inside joke but he has gone to great lengths to hide these images in a Windows system folder which leads me to believe he is "using" the photos for self gratification. Right now I'm debating whether or not I should confront him, delete the images, or pretend I didn't see them and let life go on as usual. My husband gets off work several hours after my son returns home from school, so consulting him at the moment is out of the question.

If anyone has any insight or advice please share.

 

[DurkaDurka]

I would congratulate your son.


lawling at the "Dustin Diamond" reference, this has to be a hoax thread

 

[thomaska]

Um yeah...

roflcopters at anyone pleasuring themselves to a pic of the Hildebeast...

 

[lone wolf]

Maybe there's a future waiting for him in the Ministry of Propaganda....

Woof!

 

[DurkaDurka]

Um yeah...

roflcopters at anyone pleasuring themselves to a pic of the Hildebeast...

lmao. Screech and Hillary... mmm

 

[Curiosity]

ItsaDebacle - dear dear mother of obviously genius endowed offspring

I believe your son has found the destined truth about all politically inclined creatures who are in reality narcissists of the first order that they necessarily experience their own orgasmic delights in hearing the sound of their voices generating applause from thousands of believers... truth be damned!

In addition your son has implemented personally a very creative methodology of demonstrating it for public (and his own ) personal consumption.

It isn't often one so young can discern the true focus of any politician - with all the rhetorical promise-making they deliver to the masses: there is really only one destination their rhetorical garbage can lead us to - seeking self satisfaction because these promise-makers have no interest in doing the work for us.

 

[DurkaDurka]

I'm sorry, but no kid would understand the historical significance of Dustin Diamond unless they have been in a suspended animation since the late 80's. It's lies, all lies.

 

[Unforgiven]

Not to worry, though you and your husband don't vote and don't do politics is no need to panic. You have a young Republican there and he's just feeling his way through the first few layers of associating hatred with sex. Before long he will be learning to donkey punch, the dirty Sanchez and the coded hand signals that identify him as one of the new old boy, like the shocker.

He's Ivy League material you see and it's what you do with him from here on that will determine whether he goes on the join the skull and cross bones or hanging out, watching tv and drinking a Bud.

Have you thought of giving him some firearms and registering him with the NRA?

 

[Curiosity]

I'm sorry, but no kid would understand the historical significance of Dustin Diamond unless they have been in a suspended animation since the late 80's. It's lies, all lies.

Durka

Dang - I thought we had one young person who found a use for all these twits who run for office. It's a spin eh? Well creative enough. Good catch dating the players.

 

[DaSleeper]

I was just wondering if 16 years a go she might have had an encounter with a CC artist named..........;-)....Naah

 

[Itsa Debacle]

I'm sorry, but no kid would understand the historical significance of Dustin Diamond unless they have been in a suspended animation since the late 80's. It's lies, all lies.

As I understand it, Dustin Diamond recently produced and starred in a pornographic video which somehow got into the hands of one of the boys on my son's soccer team. This issue has already been dealt with.

Thank you for the replies. I understand how absurd the situation sounds but I would greatly appreciate more serious responses.

 

[Curiosity]

Debacle

Ummmmmmmm I thought we were serious.

If you are serious - why are you addressing a bunch of strangers on a message forum rather than consulting with a professional?

 

[eh1eh]

Is your sons name Reiley? Just a shot. :smile:

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Sounds to me, if it is indeed real, that this could just be the makings of a normal horney teenager with a wierd sense of humour (a given with most teenagers imho). Ignore.

 

[Curiosity]

Hmmmmmm there are a few candidates I would be concerned if your son sought gratification over their pictures......

Fred Thompson comes to mind for one....not really your sexually exciting material is he?

 

[Tonington]

Is your sons name Reiley? Just a shot. :smile:

:lol::laughing7::hello1::cheers::laughing2::notworthy::sign5::laughing5::wav:

 

[lone wolf]

Hmmm... I zeek maybe your son hass a fixzation on zeeing z Democrats go and screw zemselves. Ziss is perfectly normal for ze hyoung adult. Chust allow him to vear a zoot and attend Republikan rallies and I am zhure he vill mature....

Seriously, if this is a serious problem for you, I'd suggest we are not the professionals you seek.

Woof!

 

[Curiosity]

Well Republicans don't have carnal relations anyhoo....they birth through artificial insemination - reviewing their sad offering, I'd say the Democrates have more sexually charged folk in the lineup...matter of fact that may be their true "calling".

 

[Itsa Debacle]

Debacle

Ummmmmmmm I thought we were serious.

If you are serious - why are you addressing a bunch of strangers on a message forum rather than consulting with a professional?

I'm addressing a bunch of strangers because I wanted to hear from web savvy individuals. I do have a sense of humor, after all, and the pictures are far funnier than they are sexy; a school psychiatrist may not understand that. If it were identified as an internet meme I would no longer have to worry about whether or not my son has a very specific and potentially unhealthy fetish. Based on the replies thus far it doesn't seem like the pictures were part of a forward or downloaded from a humor website, and if he did indeed create an entire folder of political porn my husband and I will have an awkward talk with him this evening.

 

[lone wolf]

I suggest plenty of praise with that awkward talk because it sounds like the boy has a talent worth investigating. Feel free to post 'em on the Beach....

Woof!