I'm now jewish

Dreadful Nonsense
#1
yup i took the plunge...from turning to turned...i feel so much better..i recommend it to everyone....
 
IdRatherBeSkiing
#2
For some it can be quite painful as an adult.
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#3
hey what happened to my turning jewish thread??
i'm getting stuff deleted without explanation...
 
DurkaDurka
#4
Doc, you do practise Kabala like Madonna?

Are you a new age Jewish Mystic?
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#5
Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurkaView Post

Doc, you do practise Kabala like Madonna?

Are you a new age Jewish Mystic?

nah i figured i got the circumscision so why not just go full fledged Jew...i'm feeling wonderfully Verklempt....they already deleted a whole thread to this...so i guess i'm in....
 
eh1eh
#6
Why did you get chopped. Was it the big 'C'?
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#7
Quote: Originally Posted by eh1ehView Post

Why did you get chopped. Was it the big 'C'?

you never read my circumscision thread....sheeesh..and i thoiught everyone knew
 
eh1eh
#8
Quote: Originally Posted by DocDredView Post

you never read my circumscision thread....sheeesh..and i thoiught everyone knew

Sorry missed some stuff dealing with my theif at work. All I can say is ouch. Hey you'll get christmas and chaunaka. Chaunaka Harry will visit you as well as Santa Claus.
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#9
Quote: Originally Posted by eh1ehView Post

Sorry missed some stuff dealing with my theif at work. All I can say is ouch. Hey you'll get christmas and chaunaka. Chaunaka Harry will visit you as well as Santa Claus.

ha you saw that SNL skit....i actually thought there really was a hannuka Harry....

nah i'm not going to give up christmas for friggin dredals ...you nuts?
 
Curiosity
#10
Hey Doc - should we throw you a Bar Mitzva??? I mean is there an age restriction or ??
 
karrie
#11
lol... so you're circed, talk some jewish jargon, celebrate Christmas....

Are you sure you're not just emulating Christ himself? He celebrated His birthday too I'd bet. lol.
 
Liberalman
#12
Christians prefer dead Jews, a good example is Jesus.

Didn't care about him when he was alive and only celebrate his torture and death on the cross.

The Christians tried it again in World War Two.

When will they ever learn.
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#13
Quote: Originally Posted by LiberalmanView Post

Christians prefer dead Jews, a good example is Jesus.

Didn't care about him when he was alive and only celebrate his torture and death on the cross.

The Christians tried it again in World War Two.

When will they ever learn.

didn't we put him on the cross.....

last post as a jew....
 
Ariadne
#14
Quote: Originally Posted by DocDredView Post

you never read my circumscision thread....sheeesh..and i thoiught everyone knew

What is it with intellectuals that they can't get the subject right ... circumcision.
 
Ariadne
#15
Somehow, I think Judaism has some standards that must be met ... waddaya think ... I wouldn't want to be part of any club or organization that would have me as a member?
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#16
Quote: Originally Posted by AriadneView Post

What is it with intellectuals that they can't get the subject right ... circumcision.

intelectual moi...what are you on...spread it round please...lol..
 
Hapamizu
#17
Hey, welcome to the tribe.
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#18
Quote: Originally Posted by HapamizuView Post

Hey, welcome to the tribe.

I'm done being jewish... i'm a Black man now
 
Ariadne
#19
So long as you're not pink, white, yellow, blue, red, yellow, green, and otherwise coloured.
 
mapleleafs67
#20
according to the bible codes i'm a descendant of king david
 
Sal
#21
according to the bible codes I am likely a witch... *waits for the stones to fly*
 

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