A new statistic to show how great you are

[hermanntrude]

take the number of posts you've made, round it to the nearest 500, then divide it by 500. Then divide that number by the amount of greenies you have.

for instance. If you have 4231 posts and 8 greenies, you have 4000/500=8, which we divide by the number of greenies which is also 8, which gives us 1.

This gives us a relative scale of how great we are so we can all feel smug.

Post your results here:

 

[hermanntrude]

actually perhaps it'd be better to do the inverse of that, since this way we have a lower score if we have more greenies

 

[hermanntrude]

so depending on which way round I do it:

method one gives me 11/9 = 1.22

method two gives me 9/11 = 0.82

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

dude ...anyway i do it i come out looking like i'm into goats....
i'm trying to shed that rep and be more sophisticated with the bowel stuff...

 

[triedit]

ok Ive been out of pain meds for two days and im in withdrawl...help me out here....
I have 984 posts and 4 greenies....method one
1000/500=2, divided by 4 = .5
what's the inverse?

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

ok Ive been out of pain meds for two days and im in withdrawl...help me out here....
I have 984 posts and 4 greenies....method one
1000/500=2, divided by 4 = .5
what's the inverse?

ugh...how long ya been taking oxycotin..i mean it's sort of dangerous to just stop....

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

and ya got 5 greenies

 

[hermanntrude]

ok Ive been out of pain meds for two days and im in withdrawl...help me out here....
I have 984 posts and 4 greenies....method one
1000/500=2, divided by 4 = .5
what's the inverse?

to take the inverse of a number, either do the division the other wya up in teh first place or divide one by your anser (1/0.5 = 2). the inverse of 0.5 is 2.

 

[hermanntrude]

I think we should stick to method 2.

so what you do is take the number of posts, round to the nearest 500, divide by 500, then divide the number of greenies you have by that number

so far we have me on 0.82, triedit on 2.5 and doc on 1

 

[hermanntrude]

it's like a measure of how many greenies you get per post.

higher is better. I think it's skewed towards the newbies, though since it's harder to get a new greenie when you already have lots.

 

[Tonington]

I get 1.333

 

[eh1eh]

Hmmm. I get 0.83333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
Or there abouts.

 

[Curiosity]

Judge not yourself, nor be judged by little green boxes. Only one opinion of yourself matters - your own.

Explanation: this is a poor attempt at a joke....obviously it fell flat.

 

[eh1eh]

We should all check our circumfrence . Take your posts divide by greenies multiply by 3.14. ;-)
Poop I can't try it as I can't see my posts. brb.

 

[eh1eh]

We should all check our circumfrence . Take your posts divide by greenies multiply by 3.14. ;-)
Poop I can't try it as I can't see my posts. brb.

OK 1478.94. Don't know how that will play out. This is fun Herm. :smile:

 

[Tonington]

Lol, I'm thin, 1169.25. Or maybe I'm more oblong, like an egg

 

[hermanntrude]

Judge not yourself, nor be judged by little green boxes. Only one opinion of yourself matters - your own.

Why am i not surprised you'd put a downer on a light-hearted thread. You know as well as i do that we're just having fun here. Obviously little green boxes mean bugger all.

Fun.

 

[eh1eh]

Fun.

Wow.

 

[Curiosity]

Hermann

Why am I not surprised you thought that was a downer....

You couldn't recognize a fun comment if it hit you between the eyes....

Do you neeed guidance of a plastered a smiley face to indicate humor?

If you are gonna keep up this rip rip rip -- take it up with the mods.

Don't bother snarking at me any more....

 

[triedit]

hee hee --snarking.

So my number is good?

Yes, Ive been on oxycontin for about 2 years....only 20 mg a day though. But DAYUM the last coupla daays have been rough. Got my fix though and am set now....she double the dose and took away my fake pot pills.