So I googled "Durka Durka"


triedit
#1
And found this ditty...

Hadji girl

I was out in the sands of Iraq
And we were under attack
And I, well, I didn't know where to go.
And the first think I could see was
Everybody's favorite Burger King
So I threw open the door and I hit the floor.
Then suddenly to my surprise
I looked up and I saw her eyes
And I knew it was love at first sight.
And she said

Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah
Hadji girl I can't understand what you're saying.
And she said
Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah
Hadji girl I love you anyway.
Then she said that she wanted me to see.
She wanted me to meet her family
But I, well, I couldn't figure out how to say no.
Cause I don't speak Arabic.
So, she took me down an old dirt trail.
And she pulled up to a side shanty
And she threw open the door and I hit the floor.
Cause her brother and her father shouted

Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah
They pulled out their AKs so I could see
And they said
Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah

So I grabbed her little sister and pulled her in front of me.
As the bullets began to fly
The blood sprayed from between her eyes
And then I laughed maniacally
Then I hid behind the TV
And I locked and loaded my M-16
And I blew those little f***ers to eternity.
And I said

Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah
They should have known they were f***ing with a Marine


Aparantly there was some uproar about this, as sung by a US Marine on a youtube video.

This is what Urban Dictionary said
1.derka derka mohammed jihadThe phrase Muslums use when they are about to go on a suicide bomb mission, also the way Muslims speak in Team America.
*Muslim hijacker about to bomb the twin towers" - DERKA DERKA MOHAMMED JIHAD!!!!!!

Geez Durk!
 
DurkaDurka
#2
zomg, my name is very insulted. Tried, you are one devious women, yo have ruined any chance of me ever having a go at Alex Trebek... shame and fire!
 
gopher
#3
Durka Durka lives the good life:

http://www.myspace.com/durkadurkadigital


 
eh1eh
#4
Here is Durka on Halloween.

 
DurkaDurka
#5
Quote: Originally Posted by eh1ehView Post

Here is Durka on Halloween.

That photo is amazing, it is now the wallpaper for my work pc.
 
Twila
#6
I keep giggling at the title.....I googled Durka Durka...sounds a wee bit naughty...
 
triedit
#7
You can't make this stuff up....

goatweb.com/index.shtml (external - login to view)

You can get a free email address....something like DurkaDurka@goatweb.com (external - login to view)
 
Twila
#8
Goats ARE amazing animals. They're like dogs with a more sophisticated sense of humour. I use to have goats when I was little. I'd have them again if we had the proper kind of space.
 
triedit
#9
Quote: Originally Posted by TwilaView Post

They're like dogs with a more sophisticated sense of humour.

So doc is moving up in the world?
 
eh1eh
#10
Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurkaView Post

That photo is amazing, it is now the wallpaper for my work pc.

Irony, I googled it.
 
shadowshiv
#11
Quote: Originally Posted by trieditView Post

So doc is moving up in the world?

I am sure that Doc googled goats many times.
 
Zan
#12
Quote: Originally Posted by shadowshivView Post

I am sure that Doc googled goats many times.

Quote: Originally Posted by TwilaView Post

...........sounds a wee bit naughty...




 
Dreadful Nonsense
#13
threads got me in stitches....googled durka durka.....hilarious
 
DurkaDurka
#14
I have so many accounts with the user name of DurkaDurka.... about 10 online video games, computer forums etc etc. Unfortunately, I don't have any goat porn accounts associated with that user id though.

I googled DocDred and the first search result was for African Lion Safari .... weird.
 
eh1eh
#15
I ran Doc dred through google image and got this:

 
triedit
#16
Heh. On page two of "eh1eh" in google images.....
 
triedit
#17
Ohhhh I highly suggest nobody google images for "twila" at work or around children!
 
Twila
#18
really? I always got some kind of folk singer or christian singer...can't remember which she was..

I prefer the naughty version...will have to check it out at home...
 
eh1eh
#19
Quote: Originally Posted by trieditView Post

Heh. On page two of "eh1eh" in google images.....

Hey that's me when I landed on Earth.
 
eh1eh
#20
He He. I got this for Twila.

 
triedit
#21
*grin* You must have "safe search" on....
here's mine (graphic!)
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:TwilaB_0814.jpg
 
eh1eh
#22
No safe search for me. The first three were porn.
 
triedit
#23
Ah. Well mine isnt technically porn....more like biology....
 
eh1eh
#24
Quote: Originally Posted by trieditView Post

Ah. Well mine isnt technically porn....more like biology....

Close enough for me. After all isn't it all biology?
 
DurkaDurka
#25
Quote: Originally Posted by eh1ehView Post

Close enough for me. After all isn't it all biology?

That's what I tell my self when I look at really filthy porn
 
Phil B
#26
Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurkaView Post

That's what I tell my self when I look at really filthy porn

So long as you don't sing to yourself while peeping

httpwwwyoutubecomwatchv1WQ2c2LOEv4

 

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