calling DocDred... a new friend for you


hermanntrude
#1
she's ready for you, big boy
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shadowshiv
#2
Quote: Originally Posted by hermanntrudeView Post

she's ready for you, big boy

And then poor ol' Doc gets kicked in the yarbols and falls to his death. What a way to go!
 
DurkaDurka
#3
I don't know if Doc has much experience with Mountain Goats, Doc prefers the domesticated variety.
 
shadowshiv
#4
Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurkaView Post

I don't know if Doc has much experience with Mountain Goats, Doc prefers the domesticated variety.

Less chance of painful squishy death that way, I would imagine.
 
Twila
#5
that's a sheep.

Doc, you best wear a quilt. Know why the Scots wear quilts? Cause sheep can hear zippers.
 
hermanntrude
#6
Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurkaView Post

I don't know if Doc has much experience with Mountain Goats, Doc prefers the domesticated variety.

the mountain ones are much more sure-footed and flexible. Think of the positions....
 
DurkaDurka
#7
Quote: Originally Posted by hermanntrudeView Post

the mountain ones are much more sure-footed and flexible. Think of the positions....

true, spider man like positions...
 
shadowshiv
#8
Quote: Originally Posted by TwilaView Post

that's a sheep.

Doc, you best wear a quilt. Know why the Scots wear quilts? Cause sheep can hear zippers.

Sheep, goat, why quibble over semantics?
 
Twila
#9
Quote:

Sheep, goat, why quibble over semantics?

only thinking of the Doc's safety. Mtn goats are much more dangerous!
 
DurkaDurka
#10
Quote: Originally Posted by TwilaView Post

that's a sheep.

Doc, you best wear a quilt. Know why the Scots wear quilts? Cause sheep can hear zippers.

lol, so they say...
 
karrie
#11
Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurkaView Post

true, spider man like positions...

haha...

this

would be the soundtrack for that particular seduction
 
DurkaDurka
#12
Quote: Originally Posted by TwilaView Post

only thinking of the Doc's safety. Mtn goats are much more dangerous!

if he can handle a Donkey Punch... why not a goat kick?
 
shadowshiv
#13
Quote: Originally Posted by TwilaView Post

only thinking of the Doc's safety. Mtn goats are much more dangerous!

But are they as dangerous as "Death-Defying" DocDred?
 
Curiosity
#14
Hmmmmmmmm Yarbols....

Is that a new word.... is it what I think it is? I love it.... sounds so sophisticated.

Although I wouldn't want Doc to get kicked in his Yarbols.....what a lovely word - it rolls off the tongue!
 
shadowshiv
#15
Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurkaView Post

lol, so they say...

Says Durka as he slowly unzips, so as not to disturb ol' Betsy.
 
DurkaDurka
#16
Quote: Originally Posted by karrieView Post

haha...

this

would be the soundtrack for that particular seduction

was that Harry Connick jr or something? lol

I personally think Doc would listen to something like Petshop boys while he seduces his prey.
 
shadowshiv
#17
Quote: Originally Posted by CuriosityView Post

Hmmmmmmmm Yarbols....

Is that a new word.... is it what I think it is? I love it.... sounds so sophisticated.

Although I wouldn't want Doc to get kicked in his Yarbols.....what a lovely word - it rolls off the tongue!

If you love that word, you have to see A Clockwork Orange. That movie is a masterpiece, and has many such gems as that.

I like you, Curio, so you are now my Droog.
 
DurkaDurka
#18
Quote: Originally Posted by shadowshivView Post

Says Durka as he slowly unzips, so as not to disturb ol' Betsy.

don't be adding ad-lib erotica to this thread, you filthy cretin! lol
 
karrie
#19
Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurkaView Post

was that Harry Connick jr or something? lol

I personally think Doc would listen to something like Petshop boys while he seduces his prey.

That sir, was Michael Buble.... brush up on your Canadian trivia Durka!
 
Twila
#20
Quote:

Yarbols.....what a lovely word - it rolls off the tongue!

Is anyone going to say something about this?
 
DurkaDurka
#21
Quote: Originally Posted by karrieView Post

That sir, was Michael Buble.... brush up on your Canadian trivia Durka!

well, he looks like Harry Connick dammit.
 
Twila
#22
I think we may need to start a CanCon dictionary.

We have Yarbols (we know what those are)
I heard Crimble - don't know what that is...

There's a gazillion more floating around this forum...
 
shadowshiv
#23
Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurkaView Post

don't be adding ad-lib erotica to this thread, you filthy cretin! lol

Heh-heh-heh!
 
shadowshiv
#24
Quote: Originally Posted by TwilaView Post

Is anyone going to say something about this?

No, because Curio would come visit me and kick my yarbols!
 
Twila
#25
Quote:

No, because Curio would come visit me and kick my yarbols!

Do your yarbols hand low, can you toss them to and fro, can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow...
 
karrie
#26
Quote: Originally Posted by TwilaView Post

Is anyone going to say something about this?

*slaps forehead* how did we miss that!?
 
shadowshiv
#27
Quote: Originally Posted by TwilaView Post

Do your yarbols hand low, can you toss them to and fro, can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow...

Yes to all of the above.
 
DurkaDurka
#28
Shadow, you must be into Yarbol stretching then, I suggest you hang 75lbs plates from your sac, it will resemble jabba the hut in no time.
 
Twila
#29
Can you swing them over your shoulder like a constipated soldier? (yeah I know that's not the right word,but it makes more sense then the real words)
Last edited by Twila; Sep 19th, 2007 at 03:35 PM..
 
shadowshiv
#30
Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurkaView Post

Shadow, you must be into Yarbol stretching then, I suggest you hang 75lbs plates from your sac, it will resemble jabba the hut in no time.

Don't you remember? I have a 10lb sword already.
 

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