DocDred, you're Fired!


shadowshiv
#91
Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurkaView Post

No, I am Doc's handler. He sleeps with our ferocious goats.

Well, now that Siefried and Roy have said that they are indeed gay, and Doc said he wanted it to be just like in real life, you two would have to be boyfriends. There's nothing wrong with admitting that, after all.
 
triedit
#92
Is a handler the same as a fluffer? *snicker*

Who fluffs the goats?
 
Cosmo
#93


Awww ... my apologies Doc. Or is that Seigfried? Roy? ???
 
karrie
#94
uh... Cos... those are sheep. That's three threads over. Silly.
 
Cosmo
#95
lol ... couldn't find a goat smiley. Hadda improvise. Think D&D would actually notice??
 
karrie
#96
I don't know... they seem dead set on goats.
 
Cosmo
#97
Oh gawd, Karrie ... Don't use "dead" and "goats" in the same sentence. We don't need this thread to sink any further into the gutter!!
 
karrie
#98
***slaps forehead... walks across room... slaps Cosmo on the forehead for good measure***
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#99
Quote: Originally Posted by trieditView Post

Is a handler the same as a fluffer? *snicker*

Who fluffs the goats?

we don't get a lot of women clientel....so we only have one male goat....
so are you worried that the goat won't be ready for you.....we use a variety of steroid injections , way better than fluffers ....anything for the ladies
 
Kreskin
#100
Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurkaView Post

I have been singing the Ballad of DocDred all night, it's my new fav song.

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Dred,
A poor goateneer barely kept his family fed...
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#101
Quote: Originally Posted by KreskinView Post

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Dred,
A poor goateneer barely kept his family fed...

Then one day he was lookin at some goat
And up through his trousers came a rumbling sound
Manhood that is ..a woody..diamond cutter...


Well the first thing you know ole dred's a brothel owner
forum folk said move away from there
Rawdemocracy is the place ya outta be
so he loaded up his goats and moved to democracy!
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#102
note to forum.....no worries mates it's just a song...WE Wuved Wu ....

this is me home...and it will take more than a good spanking ta make us leave.....

manly hand shakes to the guys....

courtsies and hand kissin to the ladies

kreskin is my new side kick...man can he line em up eh!!!!
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#103
Meet Durka durka

His boy docdred
Goat his wife


 
Kreskin
#104
Quote: Originally Posted by DocDredView Post

note to forum.....no worries mates it's just a song...WE Wuved Wu ....

this is me home...and it will take more than a good spanking ta make us leave.....

manly hand shakes to the guys....

courtsies and hand kissin to the ladies

kreskin is my new side kick...man can he line em up eh!!!!

You stab em, we slab em.
 
Cosmo
#105
Quote: Originally Posted by karrieView Post

***slaps forehead... walks across room... slaps Cosmo on the forehead for good measure***



Time to stop .... before I

any deeper.

Quote:

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Dred,
A poor goateneer barely kept his family fed...

OMG ... now they've converted Kreskin.
 
Zan
#106
oh great. Now I'm gonna have the Beverly Hillbillies playin in my head all day....


it's happening already!

damn you.

Damn you all!
 
lone wolf
#107
Sheep? They speak the same language as goats don't they?...
Oh, that's just ba-aa-ad on so many levels....

Wolf
 
triedit
#108
I just spewed pepsi out my nose.

Its waaaay too early in the day for such ribald forum antics.
 
eh1eh
#109
Quote: Originally Posted by trieditView Post

I just spewed pepsi out my nose.

Its waaaay too early in the day for such ribald forum antics.

Main Entry: 1ribˇald
Pronunciation: 'ri-b&ld also 'ri-"bold, 'rI-"bold
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English ribaud person of low status, scoundrel, lecher, from Anglo-French, from Old French riber to be debauched, of Germanic origin; akin to Old High German rIban to be in heat, copulate, literally, to rub
: a ribald person

Definitley to early to be ribald.
 
lone wolf
#110
Nevah TOO early....

Wolf
 
eh1eh
#111
Quote: Originally Posted by lone wolfView Post

Nevah TOO early....

Wolf


Guess you're right as my posting of the definition of ribald was indeed ribald itself.
 
DurkaDurka
#112
wow, nothing like getting to work, opening the forums and to see this thread breaking 100 posts... awesome.

I think I am going to visit the petting zoo today, Doc needs another companion.
 
triedit
#113
Bwahahahahaha the PETTING zoo LOLOL
 
eh1eh
#114
Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurkaView Post

wow, nothing like getting to work, opening the forums and to see this thread breaking 100 posts... awesome.

I think I am going to visit the petting zoo today, Doc needs another companion.


Another day of fun and ribaldity for the goat masters.
 
DurkaDurka
#115
there is no heavy petting at this zoo, visual only. lol
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#116
yeah i got the whole petting part confused as well...
When i heard about one i got really excited....couldn't wait to get there if ya catch my drift

You have no idea how on one hand i was sooo dissapointed and on the other i was sooooo happy did not go for this great idea i had......

I thought i would just dive into the whole event by shedding all my clothes in the car and running in with hands in the air shouting"I'm here my little pretties I'm here!!!"
 
hermanntrude
#117
more humiliation!
 
lone wolf
#118
Metro Zoo lets you away with that? On or off the train?

Wolf
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#119
Quote: Originally Posted by hermanntrudeView Post

more humiliation!


ROFL!!!!!
AAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA

so you do you see my dilemma....Hermann my man*puts arm around the new convert*...let me show you some technique....goatastry is an art you know....i don't want you coming in to the brothel like a drunken miner and just bulling the hell out of the stock....let me teach you how to tweak your way to bliss.....
 
hermanntrude
#120
humiliation for you. Durka said there's be testS plural.
 

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