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Kreskin

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Why is the driver the only club in a golf bag that needs a head cover?
 

Tonington

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Why is the driver the only club in a golf bag that needs a head cover?

Because it is both the largest and longest club, most likely to get dinged.

Why do packages of hotdogs come in twelves, while the buns come in eights?
 
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Why is the driver the only club in a golf bag that needs a head cover?
Because it is exposed to too much sun the most doing all that driving.

Why is the putter always the last club to be used in your golf bag?
 

Kreskin

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Because it is both the largest and longest club, most likely to get dinged.

Why do packages of hotdogs come in twelves, while the buns come in eights?

So you can buy another 12 weiners and 16 buns to make it even.

What's the best way to cook a hotdog?
 
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are not hot dogs already cooked?

and why would see what sour crean tastes like when it goes sour....I mean lets drink sour milk to see if there are any watermelon seeds in it...



Why am I'm really getting confuzzled in this thread?
 

Kreskin

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No good reason at all. When sour cream goes bad does it get sweet?
Yes, when sour cream goes bad it gets "good" and "sweet".

When cheese goes bad did it age to perfection too well?
 

Kreskin

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Someone with a speech impediment.

Why do we call someone who supervises our kids in our absence a babysitter?
I think they do a lot of sitting "shrugs*.

If Pat Robertson was told by God to run for President why did God tell me not to vote for him?
 

Curiosity

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I know this is a fun place but seriously, I've always wondered how we got started saying....

"Take Care."

What does it mean?
 

Locutus

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Because the sea ceaseth and sufficeth us. (say that one repeatedly)

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Muz

Because we can.

What would be the volume of xylem that could be tossed by a Marmota monax?