Re: Ask a dumb question threadAug 31st, 2007
do you have any more explicit pictures of your avatar character?
because any other peak would be sheer insanity and cause a tear in space time.
If you caused a tear in space time, what would you sew it up with?
Because you've made too many posts on Canadian Content - once you reach 1,000 posts you are certifiable.
Why is it the faster you go the longer you wait?
If I have to repair it I call it a mess
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
You would be 3/4 dead. After the first time, you would be half dead and half alive. After the second, you would lose half your life again, leaving you with 1/4 of a life.
Why do commercials always try to be funny, but fail at it miserably?
OMG, is that what they're trying to do? I can't understand half of them. I had to watch that commercial for yogurt I don't know how many times before I realized that the kids weren't supposed to look old...which didn't make sense. They were meant to look like Einstein and therefore be smart. Dumb commercial!
Why didn't Prison Break change its name after all the main characters broke out of jail and were out of jail for an entire season?
Apparently your question is moot as there are no stupid questions......
Therefore, it would follow that the real question is...
How many inquisitive idiots can we lure to this thread?
Because when you eat the bacon it collects on your backside.
Why does my beard keep growing back.
(I mean the one on my face, I'm straight.)
Because you water it every day.....
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Pangloss would tell us (ok where is he?)
How many people have to inbreed before they produce a Saskatchewan Roughrider fan?
If there are hundreds of billions of galaxies, who counted them all? And how did they make sure they didn't count the same once twice? Ok, that's two questions, hehe...