Ask a dumb question thread


hermanntrude
#181
the space needle :0)

do you have any more explicit pictures of your avatar character?
 
karrie
#182
no. she's just a floating head.

can I get a job in alberta?
 
eh1eh
#183
Quote: Originally Posted by karrieView Post

because any other peak would be sheer insanity and cause a tear in space time.

If you caused a tear in space time, what would you sew it up with?

Steven Hawkings diaper of course.

Why am I insane?

P.S. Sorry had to do this one. Your's is really good Herm. Space needle and the diaper as a patch. LOL
Last edited by eh1eh; Aug 31st, 2007 at 04:10 PM..Reason: ps
 
eh1eh
#184
Quote: Originally Posted by karrieView Post

no. she's just a floating head.

can I get a job in alberta?

If you're oilly enough.

Why am I still insane?
 
gc
#185
Quote: Originally Posted by eh1ehView Post

If you're oilly enough.

Why am I still insane?

Because you've made too many posts on Canadian Content - once you reach 1,000 posts you are certifiable.

Why is it the faster you go the longer you wait?
 
DaSleeper
#186
Quote: Originally Posted by gcView Post

Because you've made too many posts on Canadian Content - once you reach 1,000 posts you are certifiable.

Why is it the faster you go the longer you wait?

Because it conforms to the theory of relativity....

If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
 
hermanntrude
#187
exactly the same, but we'd sit the other way round

what is a mushroom for?
 
karrie
#188
mushrooms are for nuclear warfare.

is it still called drywall if it's been waterdamaged?
 
DaSleeper
#189
Quote: Originally Posted by karrieView Post

mushrooms are for nuclear warfare.

is it still called drywall if it's been waterdamaged?

If I have to repair it I call it a mess


What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
 
gc
#190
Quote: Originally Posted by DaSleeperView Post

If I have to repair it I call it a mess


What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

You would be 3/4 dead. After the first time, you would be half dead and half alive. After the second, you would lose half your life again, leaving you with 1/4 of a life.

Why do commercials always try to be funny, but fail at it miserably?
 
daisygirl
#191
Quote: Originally Posted by gcView Post

You would be 3/4 dead. After the first time, you would be half dead and half alive. After the second, you would lose half your life again, leaving you with 1/4 of a life.

Why do commercials always try to be funny, but fail at it miserably?

OMG, is that what they're trying to do? I can't understand half of them. I had to watch that commercial for yogurt I don't know how many times before I realized that the kids weren't supposed to look old...which didn't make sense. They were meant to look like Einstein and therefore be smart. Dumb commercial!

Why didn't Prison Break change its name after all the main characters broke out of jail and were out of jail for an entire season?
 
DaSleeper
#192
Quote: Originally Posted by daisygirlView Post

OMG, is that what they're trying to do? I can't understand half of them. I had to watch that commercial for yogurt I don't know how many times before I realized that the kids weren't supposed to look old...which didn't make sense. They were meant to look like Einstein and therefore be smart. Dumb commercial!

Why didn't Prison Break change its name after all the main characters broke out of jail and were out of jail for an entire season?

If a commercial confuses you....think what reruns of Prison Break could do.....with a different name...........

What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
 
eh1eh
#193
It goes into overtime.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
 
gc
#194
Quote: Originally Posted by eh1ehView Post

It goes into overtime.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

He was mad that the dish ran away with the spoon.

Why did the dish run away with the spoon?
 
Tonington
#195
Quote: Originally Posted by gcView Post


Why did the dish run away with the spoon?

Because the cow hadn't returned yet.

How did the dish and spoon make their getaway?
 
gc
#196
Quote: Originally Posted by ToningtonView Post

Because the cow hadn't returned yet.

How did the dish and spoon make their getaway?

They had some help from the knife and fork.

How many pages will this thread reach?
 
Tonington
#197
Quote: Originally Posted by gcView Post

How many pages will this thread reach?

At least 11.

How many stupid questions can we think of?
 
Zan
#198
Quote: Originally Posted by ToningtonView Post

At least 11.

How many stupid questions can we think of?

Apparently your question is moot as there are no stupid questions......



Therefore, it would follow that the real question is...

How many inquisitive idiots can we lure to this thread?
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#199
Quote: Originally Posted by ZanView Post

Apparently your question is moot as there are no stupid questions......



Therefore, it would follow that the real question is...

How many inquisitive idiots can we lure to this thread?

We are limited to the same ones who keep coming back.

Why do we not call it arm bacon or leg bacon , why back bacon.
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#200
lol..i thought i just got hacked.....i did not see the lightbulb pic in zan's post...my comp does that sometimes....and i replied and this pic showed up ...and like i thought the mad anarchist just got me....
 
eh1eh
#201
Quote: Originally Posted by DocDredView Post

lol..i thought i just got hacked.....i did not see the lightbulb pic in zan's post...my comp does that sometimes....and i replied and this pic showed up ...and like i thought the mad anarchist just got me....

*YAWN*
 
eh1eh
#202
Because when you eat the bacon it collects on your backside.

Why does my beard keep growing back.
(I mean the one on my face, I'm straight.)
 
DaSleeper
#203
Quote: Originally Posted by eh1ehView Post

Because when you eat the bacon it collects on your backside.

Why does my beard keep growing back.
(I mean the one on my face, I'm straight.)

Because you water it every day.....

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
 
Kreskin
#204
Quote: Originally Posted by DaSleeperView Post

Because you water it every day.....

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Pangloss would tell us (ok where is he?)

How many people have to inbreed before they produce a Saskatchewan Roughrider fan?
 
gc
#205
Quote: Originally Posted by KreskinView Post

Pangloss would tell us (ok where is he?)

How many people have to inbreed before they produce a Saskatchewan Roughrider fan?

536

If there are hundreds of billions of galaxies, who counted them all? And how did they make sure they didn't count the same once twice? Ok, that's two questions, hehe...
 
Kreskin
#206
Quote: Originally Posted by gcView Post

536

If there are hundreds of billions of galaxies, who counted them all? And how did they make sure they didn't count the same once twice? Ok, that's two questions, hehe...

Carl Sagan.

What's at the other end of the universe?
 
eh1eh
#207
Quote: Originally Posted by KreskinView Post

Carl Sagan.

What's at the other end of the universe?

There is a restaurant there called, "The restaurant at the end of the universe"

What is the ulitmate amswer?
 
Zan
#208
Quote: Originally Posted by eh1ehView Post

There is a restaurant there called, "The restaurant at the end of the universe"

What is the ulitmate amswer?

Yes.

What was the question again?
 
mapleleafs67
#209
is micheal jackson singing about something else when he says "beat it" ?
 
mapleleafs67
#210
did you hear about that donkey that got elected as mayor in a town in texas
 

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