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DaSleeper
#121
Quote: Originally Posted by trieditView Post

Actually, the plants in crop circles arent killed. It would only be cereal assault.

Where is my happy ending?

Only the end of suffering is happy.....


If youíre in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
 
gc
#122
Quote: Originally Posted by DaSleeperView Post

Only the end of suffering is happy.....


If youíre in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Since the speed of light is constant*, it would continue to travel at the speed of light as usual (see Michelson Morley experiment). However, it would be severely blue-shifted.

*in a vacuum.


Why do people put bubble gum under tables?
 
Zan
#123
To hide the boogers they put there first.

If dogs get ill from eating chocolate, how did mine survive that honkin huge extra dark chocolate bar he pilfered last week?
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#124
Quote: Originally Posted by ZanView Post

To hide the boogers they put there first.

If dogs get ill from eating chocolate, how did mine survive that honkin huge extra dark chocolate bar he pilfered last week?

LOL...zan ya gotta stop reading me..it's ruining you...boogers..typed from zan...put me on ignore..........

Cause it ended up in the plastic bag he also swallowed.....go to vet now!!!

How many grapes in a dozen?
Last edited by Dreadful Nonsense; Aug 29th, 2007 at 10:41 PM..Reason: forgot question///fast one came to mind/aint i brilliant
 
Zan
#125
Quote: Originally Posted by DocDredView Post

LOL...zan ya gotta stop reading me..it's ruining you...boogers..typed from zan...put me on ignore..........

Cause it ended up in the plastic bag he also swallowed.....go to vet now!!!

How many grapes in a dozen?

loll Doc...

There are eleventeen grapes in a dozen.

What is the square root of eleventeen?
 
gc
#126
Quote: Originally Posted by ZanView Post

loll Doc...

There are eleventeen grapes in a dozen.

What is the square root of eleventeen?

Paris Hilton's IQ.

If moths are nocturnal, why are they attracted to light?
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#127
Quote: Originally Posted by ZanView Post

loll Doc...

There are eleventeen grapes in a dozen.

What is the square root of eleventeen?

pie of course.

Why do batteries always wear out when you want to use them?
 
gc
#128
Quote: Originally Posted by DocDredView Post

pie of course.

Why do batteries always wear out when you want to use them?

I will answer your question with a question:

Why do you always want to use batteries when you know they are worn out?
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#129
Quote: Originally Posted by gcView Post

I will answer your question with a question:

Why do you always want to use batteries when you know they are worn out?

Because we are stubborn.

Whats with the Zen?
 
talloola
#130
because her mom is at home either aluminuming it or copperbottoming it, I think.

why am I doing this?
 
Ten Packs
#131
strictly a case of Masochism...

If a sheep is a ram, and a donkey's an ***, how come a ram up the *** is a goose?
 
DaSleeper
#132
Quote: Originally Posted by Ten PacksView Post

strictly a case of Masochism...

If a sheep is a ram, and a donkey's an ***, how come a ram up the *** is a goose?

That's what happens with cross breeding...


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
 
Locutus
#133
Quote: Originally Posted by DaSleeperView Post

That's what happens with cross breeding...


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If you rub them across the carpet fast enough.

Is it guh-raj, guh-radge or gradge?
 
eh1eh
#134
Quote: Originally Posted by LocutusView Post

If you rub them across the carpet fast enough.

Is it guh-raj, guh-radge or gradge?

Depends on your geographical location and your edjewcashun.

What time is it on the moon?
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#135
Quote: Originally Posted by LocutusView Post

If you rub them across the carpet fast enough.

interlude....great gag das and locutus....good stuff...

carry on...
doc's good foruming seal of approval....uuu gotta make one ...
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#136
Quote: Originally Posted by eh1ehView Post

Depends on your geographical location and your edjewcashun.

What time is it on the moon?

on one side it's always high noon, on the other it's always look under the bed for the boogy man time.

How many walnuts does it take to make a good sized room, lets say 20 ft by 30 ft.?
 
eh1eh
#137
Quote: Originally Posted by DocDredView Post

on one side it's always high noon, on the other it's always look under the bed for the boogy man time.

How many walnuts does it take to make a good sized room, lets say 20 ft by 30 ft.?

That depends on if you're using walnuts or walselftappingscrews.

Does it mean it's noon on the moon when you croon in June?
Last edited by eh1eh; Aug 30th, 2007 at 12:01 PM..Reason: change racist typo
 
DaSleeper
#138
Quote: Originally Posted by eh1ehView Post

That depends on if you're using walnuts or walselftappingscrews.

Does it mean it's noon on the moon when you croon in June?

Only when your croon hound bays at the moon...

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Last edited by DaSleeper; Aug 30th, 2007 at 12:05 PM..Reason: same typo
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#139
Quote: Originally Posted by DaSleeperView Post

Only when your croon hound bays at the moon...

Why didnít Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Cause he liked abuse, like all the great prophets.

When do safety matches loose their safeness?
 
wallyj
#140
when you are well lit. ,,,,, What do chickens think we taste like?
 
JBeee
#141
Quote: Originally Posted by DocDredView Post

Cause he liked abuse, like all the great prophets.

When do safety matches loose their safeness?

When their in your possession?
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#142
Quote: Originally Posted by JBeeeView Post

When their in your possession?

really dig yer avatar jb...and that was funny..i love it when yer funny..ok ..back to the hate fest...wink.
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#143
Quote: Originally Posted by wallyjView Post

when you are well lit. ,,,,, What do chickens think we taste like?

chicken.

why do chickens lay eggs when the whole has run it's course, and we get laid to start it?
 
karrie
#144
just to give you stupid questions to ask.

If a tree falls in the forest, then jumps back up unexpectedly and screams "psych!", will the bear still poop?
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#145
Quote: Originally Posted by karrieView Post

just to give you stupid questions to ask.

If a tree falls in the forest, then jumps back up unexpectedly and screams "psych!", will the bear still poop?



awe gimme those elbows and let me apply some of Durka's magic goat brothel ointment his Gramma makes for him........


Nope it get's constipated and you don't want to be round her in a week .....

why do chickens lay eggs when the whole has run it's course, and we get laid to start it?
 
JBeee
#146
Quote: Originally Posted by karrieView Post

just to give you stupid questions to ask.

If a tree falls in the forest, then jumps back up unexpectedly and screams "psych!", will the bear still poop?


Holy sh*t!... Look whats moderating us!
 
karrie
#147
Quote: Originally Posted by JBeeeView Post

Holy sh*t!... Look whats moderating us!

come on! it's a valid question! LOL.
 
JBeee
#148
Quote: Originally Posted by karrieView Post

come on! it's a valid question! LOL.

But thats 3 questions in one....not fair.
 
karrie
#149
Quote: Originally Posted by DocDredView Post


Nope it get's constipated and you don't want to be round her in a week .....

why do chickens lay eggs when the whole has run it's course, and we get laid to start it?

because life is all about getting laid.

if my dog could talk, what's the first thing I'd have to tell her to shut up about?
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#150
Quote: Originally Posted by karrieView Post

because life is all about getting laid.

if my dog could talk, what's the first thing I'd have to tell her to shut up about?

lol a lady after me own heart....lol.....

Why are you eating so well and i gotta eat dried ash ?
 

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