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Tonington
#31
Quote: Originally Posted by trieditView Post


Why, in tennis, the absence of any points called "Love"?

Because love takes two halves, and two halves make a hole, which resembles a zero.

Why do we need so many different screwdrivers?
 
Kreskin
#32
Quote: Originally Posted by ToningtonView Post

Because love takes two halves, and two halves make a hole, which resembles a zero.

Why do we need so many different screwdrivers?

So we can't find the one that our wives put away in a safe place and thus have to shop once again at the hardware store.

Why don't golfers use pool cues for putters?
 
Dexter Sinister
#33
Because it wouldn't work, their balls are dimpled, not smooth.

How long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a cucumber?
 
triedit
#34
Four and a half minutes.

Should you eat a marshamallow that has been toasted over a citronella candle?
 
DurkaDurka
#35
Yes, you should eat marshmallows that have been roasted over a citronella candle Citronella has been scientifically tested and the results indicate that ingesting citronella will add 20 years on to your life.

Why is Rita McNeil so damn sexy?
 
DaSleeper
#36
Because sexy is in the eye of the beholder...........

Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins?
 
hermanntrude
#37
because they prefer coca-cola

why can't hills be down-hill in BOTH directions?
 
s_lone
#38
Quote: Originally Posted by hermanntrudeView Post

because they prefer coca-cola

why can't hills be down-hill in BOTH directions?

Because Magnetic Hill would sue all the other hills in the world.

Did Adam and Eve have a bellybutton?
 
triedit
#39
That option is only available in Newfoundland.

Where do socks go when laundered?
 
wallyj
#40
Either the vancouver or toronto sock exchanges. Would it be rude to shoot a mime without using a silencer?
 
Locutus
#41
Quote: Originally Posted by wallyjView Post

Either the vancouver or toronto sock exchanges. Would it be rude to shoot a mime without using a silencer?


As long as it was in the woods because no one would hear.

What does ooga booga mean?
 
hermanntrude
#42
it means exactly the opposite of agoob agoo.

why do people bother to work when it's so hard?
 
#juan
#43
Because their mind is in the gutter...


Why do dogs wag their tail and cats don't
 
hermanntrude
#44
cats don't have tails

why does my boss think it's acceptable to have meetings at 5pm?
 
#juan
#45
Bosses are like that.


Why does the office clock take a half hour to get through the last five minutes brfore quitting time?
 
hermanntrude
#46
because it takes more energy for the hand to go upwards. it goes faster on the downstroke.

why did bush invade iraq?
 
#juan
#47
Because he couldn't spell Pakistan.

Why do chickens lay eggs?
 
hermanntrude
#48
because they don't know how not to.

why don't chickens cross the road any more?
 
#juan
#49
Because since that new chicken eye improvement video,
chickens can now see across the road
and there is no reason to cross the road.

Why do elephants have long memories?
 
daisygirl
#50
Because they saved up all their peanuts until they could afford to buy that new best seller "How to Improve Your Memory in 30 Days".

Why are men so different from women?
 
wallyj
#51
It has to be the "w" and "o".. If you choke a smurf.what colour does he turn?
 
DaSleeper
#52
Quote: Originally Posted by wallyjView Post

It has to be the "w" and "o".. If you choke a smurf.what colour does he turn?

"Pink" of course.......

Do Witches, run a spell checker?
 
Zan
#53
Some witches will, some witches won't, some witches might. Depends which witch.


Why would someone desert their post in the desert before they've eaten desert?
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#54
Quote: Originally Posted by ZanView Post

Some witches will, some witches won't, some witches might. Depends which witch.


Why would someone desert their post in the desert before they've eaten desert?

Because a heaping helping of just desserts goes a long way
Whats so humble about humble pie.
 
55Mercury
#55
oh shoot, I'll throw the dog a bone...

Quote: Originally Posted by DocDredView Post

Whats so humble about humble pie.

must be about having to spend those ♫♪ Thirty Days In The Hole ♪♫

how high is up?
 
Impetus
#56
Quote: Originally Posted by 55MercuryView Post

oh shoot, I'll throw the dog a bone...
must be about having to spend those ♫♪ Thirty Days In The Hole ♪♫

how high is up?

As far as you can "throw"...

Why does toast always land buttered side down?

Muz
 
JBeee
#57
Quote: Originally Posted by ImpetusView Post

As far as you can "throw"...

Why does toast always land buttered side down?

Muz

More weight on the buttered side?
You go to plug in an a modern two-pronged electrical cord....always in reverse....why??
 
DaSleeper
#58
Quote: Originally Posted by JBeeeView Post

More weight on the buttered side?
You go to plug in an a modern two-pronged electrical cord....always in reverse....why??

Murphy's Law.....
Do Cemetary workers have a graveyard shift??
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#59
Quote: Originally Posted by DaSleeperView Post

Murphy's Law.....
Do Cemetary workers have a graveyard shift??


Of course cause ya got to listen for the dead ringer.

How come the light always burns out when ya when ya need it as you turn it on?
 
hermanntrude
#60
because light-bulbs are built with built-in spite, to keep the world angry.

why does coffee make u want to poop?
 

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