Why is the driver the only club in a golf bag that needs a head cover?
Because it is exposed to too much sun the most doing all that driving.Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer. The person asnwering the previous has to follow up with a new dumb question post.
Why is the driver the only club in a golf bag that needs a head cover?
Because it is both the largest and longest club, most likely to get dinged.
Why do packages of hotdogs come in twelves, while the buns come in eights?
No good reason at all. When sour cream goes bad does it get sweet?With heat....
Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
Yes, when sour cream goes bad it gets "good" and "sweet".No good reason at all. When sour cream goes bad does it get sweet?
When cheese goes bad did it age to perfection too well?
Who put the "S" in lisp?
I think they do a lot of sitting "shrugs*.Someone with a speech impediment.
Why do we call someone who supervises our kids in our absence a babysitter?
Because to call then child care specilists means they'll want more than ten bucks a night.
Okay ... what's more than one caboose then?
A caboudle?
I know this is a fun place but seriously, I've always wondered how we got started saying....
"Take Care."
What does it mean?
Take off!
Why does Sally sell sea shells by the sea shore anyway?
Because the sea ceaseth and sufficeth us. (say that one repeatedly)
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Muz