My underwear fell down


triedit
#1
Was just walking along and felt it start to slip...lower and lower until my shorts were holding them up. I ducked into a private corner and pulled them up before they started to hang below my shorts. I think they might be too big.

I also have had a hugely busy and productive day.

How is your day going?
 
DurkaDurka
#2
You should put some suspenders on your undies, it's stylish yet practical.

I am sitting here at work, testing satellite receiver software. My eyes are burning from staring at multiple tv's.
 
thomaska
#3
Are suspenders more "in style" than commando?
 
Twila
#4
I hate when that happens. The only thing that can equal that is when you take your sweater off at work by removing your arms and leaning back against your chair. Then get up to leave your desk only to discover, upon your return, a pair of underwear stuck to the inside of your sweater.
 
Impetus
#5
Heh...where do you work?
Are you that woman in the next row of cubicles?

The other day I came to work in a white shirt, tie, black dress pants, dress socks....and my slippers!
I loved it! Luckily I had no major meetings scheduled and it was very comfy.

I'm going to buy a pair to keep at my desk.

Muz

Quote: Originally Posted by TwilaView Post

I hate when that happens. The only thing that can equal that is when you take your sweater off at work by removing your arms and leaning back against your chair. Then get up to leave your desk only to discover, upon your return, a pair of underwear stuck to the inside of your sweater.

 
Zan
#6
Quote: Originally Posted by trieditView Post

Was just walking along and felt it start to slip...lower and lower until my shorts were holding them up. I ducked into a private corner and pulled them up before they started to hang below my shorts. I think they might be too big.

I also have had a hugely busy and productive day.

How is your day going?

well I was thinking I was having 'one of those days' where every little annoyance that can happen is happening, so I obliged by spending a great deal of my morning feeling annoyed.

but

everything I put on this morning is still right where I put it, so I guess I'm having a pretty fine day after all, which I'd never have known if it wasn't for this thread. Thanks triedit, I 'll adjust my attitude immediately!

It's all relative eh?
 
#juan
#7
Quote: Originally Posted by ZanView Post

well I was thinking I was having 'one of those days' where every little annoyance that can happen is happening, so I obliged by spending a great deal of my morning feeling annoyed.

but

everything I put on this morning is still right where I put it, so I guess I'm having a pretty fine day after all, which I'd never have known if it wasn't for this thread. Thanks triedit, I 'll adjust my attitude immediately!

It's all relative eh?

For some reason this topic reminds me of that old saw about the young man who's girlfriend told him that his fly was open after they sat down to eat. He thanked her and zipped up. Later when they all stood for a special toast, he found, to his embarrassment, that he was attached to the tablecloth and pulled a number of dishes off the table. It's too good a story for it not to have happened somewhere.....
 
Nuggler
#8
Quote: Originally Posted by trieditView Post

Was just walking along and felt it start to slip...lower and lower until my shorts were holding them up. I ducked into a private corner and pulled them up before they started to hang below my shorts. I think they might be too big.

I also have had a hugely busy and productive day.

How is your day going?

That's enough to make one want to start smoking again. Or drinking. Whatever.

Once upon a time a bunch of us with our respective children were having lunch in a local mom and pop eatery/bar/nice place. Yours truly carried a tray of empty glasses over to the bar to get refills as the place was busy.............

Half way there, my pants fell down. . Right down. Around the ankles down. No tables near to set the tray on, so I continued on me way, sweeping the floor as I progressed.

MUCH APPLAUSE AND WHISTLING FROM THE HOUSE!!

Thankfully, the underwear stayed up.

The owner was laughing so hard she was crying.

I gotta free beer for that show.

Fast forward many years - shopping in the mall - Same lady saw me (she's Greek). She was with her daughter. Turned to her and said a few words in Greek, then they both cracked up She came over, said "Hi you, how you are? You keeping pants up?........hahahahahahahaha." Then she gave me a kiss on the cheek.

I could discover a cure for cancer, but I'd still be the guy whose pants fell down in her restaurant.

Such is life.

 
Twila
#9
I understand that Gin is known for making underwear fall off.
 
DurkaDurka
#10
Quote: Originally Posted by TwilaView Post

I understand that Gin is known for making underwear fall off.

That's a teenage myth... any type of booze will work.
 
triedit
#11
Country Song sung by Joe Nichols

SHE SAID i'M GOING OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS
MAGUARITAS AT THE HOLIDAY INN
OH MERCY...MY ONLY THOUGHT
WAS TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

I TOLD HER PUT AN EXTRA LAYER ON
I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE DRINKS PATRON
HER CLOSETS MISSING HALF THE THINGS SHE BOUGHT
TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

CH....SHE'LL START BY KICKING OUT OF HER SHOES
LOSE AN EARRING IN HER DRINK
LEAVE HER JACKET IN THE BATH ROOM STALL
DROP A CONTACT DOWN THE SINK

THEM PANTYHOSE AIN'T GONNA LAST TOO LONG
IF THE D J PUTS BON JOVI ON
SHE MIGHT COME HOME IN A TABLECLOTH
TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

SOLO

SHE CAN HANDLE ANY CHAMPAIGNE BRUNCH
BRIDAL SHOWER WITH BACARDI PUNCH
JELLO SHOOTERS FULL OF SMIRNOFF...
BUT TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

CHORUS

SHE DON'T MEAN NOTHING
SHE'S JUST HAVING FUN
TOMORROW SHE'LL SAY
OH WHAT HAVE I DONE
HER FRIENDS WILL JOKE ABOUT THE STUFF SHE LOST
CAUSE TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#12
Quote: Originally Posted by oldnuglyView Post

That's enough to make one want to start smoking again. Or drinking. Whatever.

Once upon a time a bunch of us with our respective children were having lunch in a local mom and pop eatery/bar/nice place. Yours truly carried a tray of empty glasses over to the bar to get refills as the place was busy.............

Half way there, my pants fell down. . Right down. Around the ankles down. No tables near to set the tray on, so I continued on me way, sweeping the floor as I progressed.

MUCH APPLAUSE AND WHISTLING FROM THE HOUSE!!

Thankfully, the underwear stayed up.

The owner was laughing so hard she was crying.

I gotta free beer for that show.

Fast forward many years - shopping in the mall - Same lady saw me (she's Greek). She was with her daughter. Turned to her and said a few words in Greek, then they both cracked up She came over, said "Hi you, how you are? You keeping pants up?........hahahahahahahaha." Then she gave me a kiss on the cheek.

I could discover a cure for cancer, but I'd still be the guy whose pants fell down in her restaurant.

Such is life.

Ha....good stuf N'UGGS...
I had me swim suit taken off at the local swimming pool in montreal when i was about 13....these older kids that were feared by everyone were like tossing it back and forth and like you know i got to get it....fun wow!!!!
there was this girl a year younger than my who was diving under to get a look see....you never in your life saw such a grin on her face each time , i said each time, she came up for air....It was a nightmare at the time....looking back though it's the girl's face that cracks me up......
 
daisygirl
#13
When I went white water rafting, one of the guys fell out of the raft. The others grabbed him but in their effort to pull him over the fairly high rubber side of the raft, his swimsuit rolled down to his ankles.

That was a great trip!
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#14
Quote: Originally Posted by daisygirlView Post

When I went white water rafting, one of the guys fell out of the raft. The others grabbed him but in their effort to pull him over the fairly high rubber side of the raft, his swimsuit rolled down to his ankles.

That was a great trip!

I love live sex shows
 
Vereya
#15
Thanks for your stories, everyone!
I had an excellent laugh at the beginning of the day.

Quote:

The other day I came to work in a white shirt, tie, black dress pants, dress socks....and my slippers! I loved it! Luckily I had no major meetings scheduled and it was very comfy.

As a matter of fact, I happen to work in a software-developing company, where the rest of the employees are men. I'm the only gal there. And so all of my colleagues change their shoes for slippers when they come to the office. It took me really long to get used to it. And when our bosses have some important meeting with clients during the day, they come to the office, looking just like Impetus described - shirts, ties, suits and slippers. Sometimes I feel that I am working in a real strange place. And at other times it's quite alright, when they all don't start laughing all of a sudden at one and the same time, while staring into their monitors.
 
Impetus
#16
Another incident came to mind...

Age 16, my first gig with this band and it was in the rec hall of the guitarist's parents' trailer park (vacation type, not "Trailer Park Boys" type). Was I ever nervous!

In the day we were all proudly wearing our Master John's platform boots, skin-tight satin pants, and long hair in the height of 70's glam-rock fashion.

The audience consisted mainly of young girls, their parents driven out within the first few bars of the first song by the sheer volume and "that damn rock music".

I noticed I was getting an inordinate amount of attention by the girls in the front and at the same time noticed a "breeze" in the area slightly to the south of my bass guitar. Yes, the nylon zipper had given way during one of my leaps off the drum riser and since I was "commando" under the satin pants I was inadvertently giving these girls their first look at a one-eyed trouser snake.

Fortunately, we took a break and managed to find a few safety pins...

After that, no more stage fright.

Muz
 
gopher
#17
I remember a few years ago when Stefi Graf lost her underpants in a tennis match. That was embarrassing.
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#18
Master John's platforms.....Now that brings back memories......
I never bought a pair...were they actually well made?
 
Curiosity
#19
Who made this rule about clothes anyway.... it's hot here.... I'd love to go without!

PS: Nug - great great story!!
 
Impetus
#20
Quote: Originally Posted by CuriosityView Post

Who made this rule about clothes anyway.... it's hot here.... I'd love to go without!

PS: Nug - great great story!!

Trouble is...most people who want to go without....really shouldn't.

Muz
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#21
I tend to think no matter what yer shape and size is...If you have the confidance, and are really horny and that horiness is coming through with your confidence, then no matter what shape or age "go for it".
the human body is only masked from it's beauty when clothed in embarrassement, and uncalled for shame.
 
shadowshiv
#22
Quote: Originally Posted by oldnuglyView Post

That's enough to make one want to start smoking again. Or drinking. Whatever.

Once upon a time a bunch of us with our respective children were having lunch in a local mom and pop eatery/bar/nice place. Yours truly carried a tray of empty glasses over to the bar to get refills as the place was busy.............

Half way there, my pants fell down. . Right down. Around the ankles down. No tables near to set the tray on, so I continued on me way, sweeping the floor as I progressed.

MUCH APPLAUSE AND WHISTLING FROM THE HOUSE!!

Thankfully, the underwear stayed up.

The owner was laughing so hard she was crying.

I gotta free beer for that show.

Fast forward many years - shopping in the mall - Same lady saw me (she's Greek). She was with her daughter. Turned to her and said a few words in Greek, then they both cracked up She came over, said "Hi you, how you are? You keeping pants up?........hahahahahahahaha." Then she gave me a kiss on the cheek.

I could discover a cure for cancer, but I'd still be the guy whose pants fell down in her restaurant.

Such is life.

LOL! Thanks for the laugh, nugly. I am glad to see that you didn't let it bother you too much.
 
daisygirl
#23
Aww, Uncle Nuggie, I bet you have the cutest legs around.
 
Nuggler
#24
The free beer helped heal the shattered pride.



Cute but hairy
Rather scary
I'd say
Slighty bowed
And varicosed
Pretty shakey
And knobby
Knees that is
Enough of this
Silly rhyme
No time
Like the present
To quit.

(look closely, book is upside down)


















Ha! you looked din ya?

 
Dreadful Nonsense
#25
lol N'UUGS
 

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