Man oh man, some of the things people tell me sure get me going.
One guy told me not too long ago that when he was in high-school and college and dead broke, he would use "Saran Wrap" as a make-shift condom. He referred to it as a "more than adequate substitution." I couldn't stop laughing because I used to watch my mom Saran Wrap the left-overs and can't recollect her ever doing it with a glint in her eye.
So, I had to ask him, "If you wrapped your whatchamacallit with Saran Wrap, what did you wrap your sandwiches in? Or did you not use anything? Wouldn't that be unsafe snacking? Weren't you afraid of contracting a STD or a Sandwich Transmitted Disease? And did the Saran Wrap also keep your whatchamacallit fresher longer?"
I wonder if he ever tried it with "Reynold's Wrap" too because it would remind me of the hot-dogs they sell at the hockey games; piping hot, wrapped in foil. If I saw that "dong" coming at me shiny side up, I'd be totally wasted.
Still, that would be better than the other alternative: shrink wrap.
One guy told me not too long ago that when he was in high-school and college and dead broke, he would use "Saran Wrap" as a make-shift condom. He referred to it as a "more than adequate substitution." I couldn't stop laughing because I used to watch my mom Saran Wrap the left-overs and can't recollect her ever doing it with a glint in her eye.
So, I had to ask him, "If you wrapped your whatchamacallit with Saran Wrap, what did you wrap your sandwiches in? Or did you not use anything? Wouldn't that be unsafe snacking? Weren't you afraid of contracting a STD or a Sandwich Transmitted Disease? And did the Saran Wrap also keep your whatchamacallit fresher longer?"
I wonder if he ever tried it with "Reynold's Wrap" too because it would remind me of the hot-dogs they sell at the hockey games; piping hot, wrapped in foil. If I saw that "dong" coming at me shiny side up, I'd be totally wasted.
Still, that would be better than the other alternative: shrink wrap.
