Things Men Wish Women Knew

Twila

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Men, is this true? Are there other things we need to know?
http://danielfranklingomez.com/blog/2007/05/21/things-men-wish-women-knew/

On behalf of the male species, here’s my take on things that men wish women knew.
1. Express yourself.
2. Bare/tan shoulders are underrated.
3. If you’re truly interested in us, please don’t play hard to get.
4. Don’t be afraid to ditch makeup. Natural is SEXIER.
5. We have a keen sense of imminent danger. It sounds like, “Do you think she’s pretty?”
6. We crave hugs and hand-fiddling, no, it doesn’t always have to lead to sex.
7. If I offer my help while you’re getting ready, it means you’re late.
8. We lie to make you feel good, don’t be angry about it, you weren’t looking for the truth anyway.
9. Stop putting streaks or screwing up your hair. And no old-lady hairstyle, PLEASE.
10. Anytime you cook for us, we’re happy. We’re suckers that way.
 

Twila

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Well thanks eh1eh.

oh, if we can have 3 pgs dedicated to urination then by all means we can have a few pages dedicated to getting the males point of view out there, no?
 

triedit

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Here's some

If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car.

No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter

Chicks who drink beer are hot. Better yet: chicks who drink beer and watch the game. Better still: chicks who buy us a beer during the game.
 

Twila

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Chicks who drink beer are hot. Better yet: chicks who drink beer and watch the game. Better still: chicks who buy us a beer during the game.
You forgot the absolute bestest: Chicks who show up naked with beer to watch the game.
 

Vereya

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Twila, it was a great idea to start this thread!
Now the thing is to get the guys to talk! ;-)
 

MikeyDB

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Where did this ridiculous notion that men "think" come from anyway???

The rules are absolutely clear and beyond question.

Women are the reproductive motor that drives this species...in more ways than one...;)

It's a woman who decides who when why and where the male will have the opportunity to breed. It is the female of the species that decides if a male is capable of demonstrating the attributes that warrant the exercise of this right of the female to engage in sexual liason that may result in reproduction. It isn't the male that establishes the courting rituals and determines criteria for potential bonding breeding and extended interrelationship....

It is the male child that gets sent off to fight societies' wars while the female is protected and kept secure.

It is the female of the species that establishes the social framework (albeit they've had considerable difficulty breaching the glass ceiling and receiving equality in compensation....) It's the female that decides what house or living accomodation meets the immediate and anticipated needs of herself and her family. It is the female that has the "power" to ameliorate percieved upset and turmoil and it is the female that is given license by this society to give free expression to her emotions while guarding the right of males to both express and embrace emotionalism....

Big boys don't cry after all and it's more appropriate for male gendered children to wear blue while female children wear pink.... social role validation comes at the will and perseverance of the female not the male!

Males are reduced to their primitive primordial natures by the facility and ability of the female to demand that male behaviour reflect the brutality and "tough-ness" so desireable in the male of the species from the time when humankind lived in caves. Since the female holds the reproductive "power" and "authority" of the entire species, it is the female that determines social roles from the superior upper body strength of males making them more suitable as mechanics and laborers whle the refinement of the female psyche regards choosing the texture and color of the world as her inherent right and contribution to the social fabric.

While women have dangled the promise...or perhaps expectation that the male might at some juncture participate in the breeding rituals and process, several enormous industries have been developed around the facility with which the female is capable of bringing effect to economies and social structures. If a woman decides that she will behave "thus and so" that's a womans "right"...this is counterbalanced by other women who regard stripping and sexual provocativity as demeaning and yet another example of how males have objectified the female...for their own pleasure....

Females of the humans species are divided on the nature of their own sexuality and the character of the role this sexual character plays in the larger mosaic of the social order. Women banded together under the temperance movement that resulted in prohibition and threw the United States into gangsterism and mayhem....for a "good" cause....

The power and authority of the female is expressed not only throughout history but as the social complex developed, specific laws regulations and precedents were established that "protected" the females' authority.

Men don't think....unless of course given permission by a female....
 

able

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The male and female brains don't have the same construction, nor the same number of brain cells. Consequently, men can't think like women, and vice versa, SO, it would be nice if women stopped listening to women who tell women, what and how men think. Unfourtunately, we are at a time in the evolution of the genders that common sense is often negated in favour of emotion, thus, men don't seem to have much to say, and even if they did, who would care. This isn't meant to be a shot fired in the war of the sexes, it is simply an observation. What will go a long way toward understanding our differences is for everyone to go a site that tells people the differences between the male and female brain. Believe it or not, everything in the movies or on tv is not true.
 

MikeyDB

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Oh come on now!

Spike TV is the classroom for this generation... rampant sexuality bordering on pornography interspersed with bloody violence all floating on a sea of commercialism and consumption...

Is it all a lie? ;)

Where are all the June Cleavers and Lucy Arnez's of the world? Never mind I know....Margaret Sinclair appears in Penthouse magazine....Madonna teaches the world at the ends of here pointy-costumes and Bay Watch conditioned the younger generations to mamary denial.....

From the messages of the various churches to nude bathing on Mediteranean beaches...to TV awash in sexual ads hawking everything from Mars chocolate bars to autos and cosmetics.... it's all about business of course....
 

flapperpie

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I tend to believe that men are only thinking of two things consecutively: food and sex.

Therefore, most women are safe within a two-block radius of any restaurant.
 

talloola

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Where did this ridiculous notion that men "think" come from anyway???
I've never had that notion

The rules are absolutely clear and beyond question.

Women are the reproductive motor that drives this species...in more ways than one...;)
I never would have had children if my husband hadn't suggested we do, so I went along with the
idea, reluctantly, but thanked him later, as I became a devoted and good mother and loved every minute of it.

It's a woman who decides who when why and where the male will have the opportunity to breed. It is the female of the species that decides if a male is capable of demonstrating the attributes that warrant the exercise of this right of the female to engage in sexual liason that may result in reproduction. It isn't the male that establishes the courting rituals and determines criteria for potential bonding breeding and extended interrelationship....
I just need him to have a shower and brush his teeth;-)

It is the male child that gets sent off to fight societies' wars while the female is protected and kept secure.
Well, maybe us girls should go and 'try' to fight the wars, and seriously it would all end in 'giggling.'

It is the female of the species that establishes the social framework (albeit they've had considerable difficulty breaching the glass ceiling and receiving equality in compensation....) It's the female that decides what house or living accomodation meets the immediate and anticipated needs of herself and her family. It is the female that has the "power" to ameliorate percieved upset and turmoil and it is the female that is given license by this society to give free expression to her emotions while guarding the right of males to both express and embrace emotionalism....
That was all correct with exception to the last part, as I married an Italian, (emotion and talkative), and I am English/Irish, (rather conservative and quiet).

Big boys don't cry after all and it's more appropriate for male gendered children to wear blue while female children wear pink.... social role validation comes at the will and perseverance of the female not the male!
I hate pink, feel like a baby when I wear it, so I won't.

Males are reduced to their primitive primordial natures by the facility and ability of the female to demand that male behaviour reflect the brutality and "tough-ness" so desireable in the male of the species from the time when humankind lived in caves. Since the female holds the reproductive "power" and "authority" of the entire species, it is the female that determines social roles from the superior upper body strength of males making them more suitable as mechanics and laborers whle the refinement of the female psyche regards choosing the texture and color of the world as her inherent right and contribution to the social fabric.
Yeah, that sounds reasonable, but some of those 'upper bodies' beat the hell out of some of us
small bodies, and we don't request that activity.

While women have dangled the promise...or perhaps expectation that the male might at some juncture participate in the breeding rituals and process, several enormous industries have been developed around the facility with which the female is capable of bringing effect to economies and social structures. If a woman decides that she will behave "thus and so" that's a womans "right"...this is counterbalanced by other women who regard stripping and sexual provocativity as demeaning and yet another example of how males have objectified the female...for their own pleasure....
It seems to be the all mighty dollar which has the power, and I hate ****s who strip, makes the
rest of us ashamed and sorry to be of that species.

Females of the humans species are divided on the nature of their own sexuality and the character of the role this sexual character plays in the larger mosaic of the social order. Women banded together under the temperance movement that resulted in prohibition and threw the United States into gangsterism and mayhem....for a "good" cause....
?, lost me there

The power and authority of the female is expressed not only throughout history but as the social complex developed, specific laws regulations and precedents were established that "protected" the females' authority.
Yeah, right, phtttt

Men don't think....unless of course given permission by a female
I beg my husband to think 'more', by himself.;-)