Things Men Wish Women Knew


Vereya
#31
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. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the

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</B>other one.



Really? I mean, really-really??
 
Curiosity
#32
Vereya

Yup really really.... is there anything new to you here? Hehehe

I'm making copies in case....if you don't have time....
 
DurkaDurka
#33
Here is my contribution. MuHaHaHa


Guide On How To Keep A Girl For Gamers

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better."

This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness.
If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this
will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).

3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls
are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If
she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will
show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be
her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and
every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then
when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because
jewelry is for wussies and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When
she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words "**** you" and grab the other
girl's ***. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she
thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard.
When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you're
really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she
starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and
whisper very quietly into her ear "…because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick." Women love those
special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she's cold…and not by giving her your jacket,
because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say
"if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now, you're going to be
bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she'll have to go to the
bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the
party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you all
night.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet.
Kick the pet. Guys always find stuff like that funny…why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10
minutes, then jump up and scream in her ear. Repeat until she goes
home and you can use your arms for more important things (like basketball).

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give
her self-confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep
down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house, steal one of her shoes, earrings
or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This
way, she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order, interrupt
and say "no, she's not hungry." Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy
that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her in the face. Girls
love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts, and make sure it has your smell on
it (but not a sexy cologne smell…a bad smell. You know what I'm talking
about).

21. When it's raining, keep asking her if she's crying. She'll say
"no, it's just the rain." Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at
her to stop crying. Girls like a tough man.

22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her
no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

24. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her that
material objects arent important. The only thing that's important is
that she keeps you happy, and your happiness is the greatest present she
can ever get.

25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas or just
whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know
she's coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the
present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one
that much, but guys think it's funny.

26. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will,
promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will
make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that you're
going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Don't
call
 
Kreskin
#34
All lies. The real lists would need to be in Wreck Beach, away from the kids.
 
Impetus
#35
Quote: Originally Posted by KreskinView Post

All lies. The real lists would need to be in Wreck Beach, away from the kids.

Well...perhaps a second list.

You wanna go first?
 
Twila
#36
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Most of us are pretty decent, just know that we don't think the same way you do and that doesn't mean we're wrong or don't understand you or don't love you. We're just different. Celebrate that with us instead of trying to make us think like you do. That's a hopeless task.

This should be a subject taught in school. If more of us knew and understood the differences there would be a lot less strife...
 
Kreskin
#37
Quote: Originally Posted by ImpetusView Post

Well...perhaps a second list.

You wanna go first?

And break the code? Are you kiddin?
 
Impetus
#38
Quote: Originally Posted by TwilaView Post

This should be a subject taught in school. If more of us knew and understood the differences there would be a lot less strife...

Women are from Venus, Men are From Mars as a textbook?
 
Twila
#39
Quote: Originally Posted by ImpetusView Post

Women are from Venus, Men are From Mars as a textbook?

Almost, I was thinking something written by Desmond Morris would be a good textbook.
 
Impetus
#40
Quote: Originally Posted by KreskinView Post

And break the code? Are you kiddin?

I think they broke that already!

(alright alright, I leaked it, OK?)
 
Impetus
#41
Quote: Originally Posted by TwilaView Post

Almost, I was thinking something written by Desmond Morris would be a good textbook.

Start with "The Naked Woman: A Study of the Female Body" and I'm in.
 
Twila
#42
k, but then we have to move on the chapter about men...
 
Impetus
#43
Quote: Originally Posted by TwilaView Post

k, but then we have to move on the chapter about men...

That, or we have to rule out co-ed classes!
 
talloola
#44
[quote=thomaska;848706]Secrets to bliss...

1. A man should have a woman who is a great cook.
while your doing what?

2. A man should have a woman who is classy and is great for any kind of elegant occassion that pops up.
As long as you remember to put on your deoderant, brush your teeth, and hopefully you don't smoke,
or your mouth will be unacceptable.

3. A man should have a woman who isn't afraid to act $lutty either, and is a firecracker in the sack.


4. A man should have a woman who loves to clean and is meticulous in every sense of the word.
While your doing what?

Now listen up men...to achieve bliss, it is imperative that your wife or girlfriend never meet any of these other women!!!!
Sorry, you're too late, they all know each other, and are talking, you better move to another city.
 
Vereya
#45
Quote: Originally Posted by TwilaView Post

k, but then we have to move on the chapter about men...

I suggested that in the first place!
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#46
Trust me on this one....
As a guy here looking mostly for cyber sex in the pm dept.
NO.1 rule....
don't post in this thread.....it's best left to the competition.
 
Vereya
#47
Quote: Originally Posted by CuriosityView Post

Vereya

Yup really really.... is there anything new to you here? Hehehe

I'm making copies in case....if you don't have time....

Thankee, Curiosity! I'll counting on you, in case I miss a class
 
SwitSof
#48
Talloola has done a great job on responding to all of the points below except no. 3 which I would like to add...

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3. A man should have a woman who isn't afraid to act $lutty either, and is a firecracker in the sack.

Cause heaps of men last short like firecracker?

[quote=talloola;848786]
Quote: Originally Posted by thomaskaView Post

Secrets to bliss...

1. A man should have a woman who is a great cook.
while your doing what?

2. A man should have a woman who is classy and is great for any kind of elegant occassion that pops up.
As long as you remember to put on your deoderant, brush your teeth, and hopefully you don't smoke,
or your mouth will be unacceptable.

3. A man should have a woman who isn't afraid to act $lutty either, and is a firecracker in the sack.


4. A man should have a woman who loves to clean and is meticulous in every sense of the word.
While your doing what?

Now listen up men...to achieve bliss, it is imperative that your wife or girlfriend never meet any of these other women!!!!
Sorry, you're too late, they all know each other, and are talking, you better move to another city.

 
gopher
+1
#49
Quote: Originally Posted by Impetus

S'truth!
A garment that covers, but promises a peek at the right angle, or looks as though it could fall off at any second is far sexier than stark nudity.

I regularly post on a women's pro tennis web site and one of the subjects we frequently talk about is the beauty of our athletes. The emphasis frequently being the costuming that the girls wear.

Once again, it is the women who prefer costumes that are skimpier and reveal more skin. And, contrary to what some women think, it is the men who prefer clothes that reveal LESS skin. For example, women do not like to see the girls wear hosiery. But the men generally do. Women like to see some navel, but men do not. We all, however, like to see exposed shoulders as that is very sexy.

Perhaps it is no coincidence that when the NFL decided years ago that it was going to attract women into its audience, this happened to be the time when the Dallas Cowboys came up with their cheerleaders in sexy outfits. Other teams followed suit. And guess what happened next --- the female TV audience for the NFL went up dramatically!

The majority of NFL fans are older men. And typically, they can't stand seeing women in skimpy outfits. I tell you in truth that I do not know of one older guy who likes the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders and their revealing outfits. It's OK as far as I am concerned but to each their own.
 
gopher
+1
#50
wholesome cheerleaders:




skanky cheerleaders:





Wholesome is definitely better!!
 
talloola
#51
Quote: Originally Posted by gopherView Post

wholesome cheerleaders:



The above are badly outdated and look too 'warm', need some style, but yes, wholesome, just old.
skanky cheerleaders:





Wholesome is definitely better!!

These women above look so ugly to me, they embarrass me, the looks on their faces are pathetic.
Someone please tell me 'who' would think they look good.
I think Gopher really knows what he's talking about, and someday when these 'so called' women
look back on these pictures of themselves, they will feel so stupid. Please put some outfits on
that look 'sexy' and 'classy', as the above, don't.
 
gopher
+1
#52
thanx talloola!

here's an award winning cheerleader who is noted for her wholesome appearance and good character:




Guaranteed: this is what men really want.

Skanky cheerleaders are nothing more than pukifaction.
 
Kreskin
#53
Quote: Originally Posted by gopherView Post

I regularly post on a women's pro tennis web site and one of the subjects we frequently talk about is the beauty of our athletes. The emphasis frequently being the costuming that the girls wear.
Once again, it is the women who prefer costumes that are skimpier and reveal more skin. And, contrary to what some women think, it is the men who prefer clothes that reveal LESS skin. For example, women do not like to see the girls wear hosiery. But the men generally do. Women like to see some navel, but men do not. We all, however, like to see exposed shoulders as that is very sexy.
Perhaps it is no coincidence that when the NFL decided years ago that it was going to attract women into its audience, this happened to be the time when the Dallas Cowboys came up with their cheerleaders in sexy outfits. Other teams followed suit. And guess what happened next --- the female TV audience for the NFL went up dramatically!
The majority of NFL fans are older men. And typically, they can't stand seeing women in skimpy outfits. I tell you in truth that I do not know of one older guy who likes the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders and their revealing outfits. It's OK as far as I am concerned but to each their own.

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Interesting Gopher.

The other day I heard my wife in the living room mumble something (I was in the kitchen). I asked what she said. She said she was yelling at the TV.

"Why"?

"There's no way he was down. Bad call" she replied.

"What"? (me)

"I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL', she said. (Canadian Football just started the season last week). 'THERE'S NO WAY THE GUY'S KNEE TOUCHED THE GROUND".

Holy cow. Many years ago I introduced the game to her. Now she's a true fan, even watching it when I'm not.
 
talloola
#54
B.C. Lions on TV this Friday - BE THERE
 
Kreskin
#55
Quote: Originally Posted by talloolaView Post

B.C. Lions on TV this Friday - BE THERE

Go Lions.
 
talloola
#56
Lions vs Edmonton, Friday
 
gopher
+1
#57
Last season, one of our local indy TV networks presented CFL games every week. Unfortunately, it does not appear that we will have games this season.

Well, at least we now have AFL on a delay basis but it would be nicer to have both leagues.

... naturally, with wholesome cheerleaders to inspire our interest!
 
Twila
#58
k, back to those chearleader...the first pick they do look young and wholesome.

The second pic they look of legal age...
 
DurkaDurka
#59
I'm all about the skanky look, sleazier the better.
 
Dreadful Nonsense
#60
Quote: Originally Posted by TwilaView Post

k, back to those chearleader...the first pick they do look young and wholesome.

The second pic they look of legal age...

LOL ya just made all the guys click back to see how legal are they?

I never really got off on the plastic pamala anderson look..it really doesn't do it for me.....you really do not want to know the reall inner recessess of what does turn me on ......but hey a lil cellulite and i'm off to the races....thats it ..i'm gonna leave it at that....
 

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