Have a good one.....
Puts on Marilyn Monroe blonde wig, slightly stained on one side with coffee.
Squeezes into goodwill lookalike dress.
Now in my best Marilyn Monroe voice sings"Happy Birthday to you ...Happy birthday to you, happy birthday Mr.El BartOoooo...Happy birthday to you...MWUUUUUAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
ok ok so i was lil off key but I shaved me legs and used the good lipstick.