Man cuts off his own ***** in busy restaurant


DurkaDurka
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www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/st...064406,00.html (external - login to view)

Man cuts off his own ***** in busy restaurant



Staff and agencies
Tuesday April 24, 2007
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Zizzi, the restaurant in central London where a man chopped off his ***** in front of horrified diners. Photograph: Lewis Whyld/PA


A man burst into a busy central London restaurant and chopped off his own ***** with a knife in front of horrified diners, police and reports said today.The man - identified by the Sun as a 35-year-old Polish national - ran into Zizzi, in the Strand, at 9pm on Sunday.
"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about," Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the paper. "Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his ***** out. Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."


A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30 and 40 was the only person hurt in the incident, and that his injuries were self-inflicted.He was taken to hospital, where his condition was described as stable. According to the Sun, the man was being assessed by psychiatrists and was expected to be detained under the Mental Health Act.
The paper reported that police had subdued the man with CS gas spray and recovered his severed *****, which surgeons at St Thomas' hospital in central London attempted to re-attach. It was not known whether the operation had been a success.
Last edited by DurkaDurka; Apr 24th, 2007 at 12:37 PM..
 
hermanntrude
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I've eaten at zizzi's before. I can't imagine how i'd react if that happened. I suspect it'd put me off my food
 
DurkaDurka
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Yeah, I think my appetite would be ruined if I saw a dude chop his weiner off. He chose quite the venue for his surgery.
 
eh1eh
#4
He ordered the saussage damn it!
 
Zan
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Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurkaView Post

According to the Sun, the man was being assessed by psychiatrists and was expected to be detained under the Mental Health Act.

good idea
 
DurkaDurka
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Quote: Originally Posted by ZanView Post

good idea

yeah, cutting your own pecker off is probably a good indicator of mental issues. At least he didn't decide to eat it... being in a restaurant and all.
 
Zan
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Quote: Originally Posted by eh1ehView Post

He ordered the saussage damn it!

I guess somebody had to say it but still, it behooves me to follow that up with:

groan
 
Zan
#8
Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurkaView Post

yeah, cutting your own pecker off is probably a good indicator of mental issues. At least he didn't decide to eat it... being in a restaurant and all.


is it possible to laugh and heave at the same time?


*looking for pukie emotie*
 
DurkaDurka
#9
Quote: Originally Posted by ZanView Post

is it possible to laugh and heave at the same time?


*looking for pukie emotie*

you'll be alright Zan... take a deep internet breath.
 
sanctus
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Thanks Durka, for a wonderful read prior to beginning to cook my dinner. Somehow I do not seem to have an appetite now
 
hermanntrude
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Quote: Originally Posted by sanctusView Post

Thanks Durka, for a wonderful read prior to beginning to cook my dinner. Somehow I do not seem to have an appetite now

are u having sausages? cucumber? zuccini?
 
Kreskin
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Monday they served Trouser Snake Soup.
 
sanctus
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Quote: Originally Posted by hermanntrudeView Post

are u having sausages? cucumber? zuccini?


I WAS having sausages...but have changed my mind
 
DurkaDurka
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Quote: Originally Posted by sanctusView Post

Thanks Durka, for a wonderful read prior to beginning to cook my dinner. Somehow I do not seem to have an appetite now

Anytime Sanctus
 
DurkaDurka
#15
Quote: Originally Posted by sanctusView Post

I WAS having sausages...but have changed my mind

Avoid any phallic shaped dinner items, it could be detrimental to your health.
 
sanctus
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Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurkaView Post

Anytime Sanctus

Not only for the read..but again..that smiling Simmons face..combination of the two----how can anyone want to eat now
 
DurkaDurka
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Quote: Originally Posted by sanctusView Post

Not only for the read..but again..that smiling Simmons face..combination of the two----how can anyone want to eat now

Simmons has an evil looking mug doesn't he? That smile gives me shivers...
 
sanctus
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Quote: Originally Posted by DurkaDurkaView Post

Simmons has an evil looking mug doesn't he? That smile gives me shivers...


I'm old enough to remember when he was "the" thing, and his television programme. He's just, well, a bit too intense for me
 
sanctus
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Speaking of Simmons, what is he up to these days? Anybody know?
 
DurkaDurka
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If you really must know Sanctus, check out www.richardsimmons.com/ (external - login to view) . lol

It's a very purple site, that's all I'll say.
 
#juan
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Just a few words: Would this topic be in any way related to the phrase; "running off half c-cked"?
 
El Barto
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Ironically ZIZZY is a french slang for *****........lol
that one was way over your head if you don't speak french....lol
 
eh1eh
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Quote: Originally Posted by El BartoView Post

Ironically ZIZZY is a french slang for *****........lol
that one was way over your head if you don't speak french....lol

Way over your head, you're bragging.
 
El Barto
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Quote: Originally Posted by eh1ehView Post

Way over your head, you're bragging.

You mean , that was below the belt.....
 
eh1eh
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Quote: Originally Posted by El BartoView Post

You mean , that was below the belt.....

That's where the zizzi started.
 
El Barto
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Quote: Originally Posted by eh1ehView Post

That's where the zizzi started.

Talk about eating out....lol
 
eh1eh
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Quote: Originally Posted by El BartoView Post

Talk about eating out....lol

Your last take out. "Would you like a doggy bag sir" , "No thanks I'm already a member"



Last edited by eh1eh; Apr 25th, 2007 at 06:53 PM..Reason: sp
 
eh1eh
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"Would you like to take that home sir" , "Please, could you box it up for me"
 
El Barto
#29
Rotfl
 
dirtylinder
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He woke up the next morning mad, wondering how the Hell it grew back so fast.."Hey, I just cut that off, now, I gotta cut it off again", perhaps he'll do it at Wendys hot and juicy next..
Last edited by dirtylinder; Apr 25th, 2007 at 08:11 PM..Reason: speeeling
 

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